Accidently **** myself, everyone making fun of me

Hello TSR, as Christmas is nearing an end I would like to take this last opportunity to wish you all a merry xmas!

Now on to the point of discussion. It was a cold snowy 2 days ago, and me and my mate were driving to my mates house. Upon arrival, I was greeted with the stench of fermented vomit, not a great start. There were about 7 or 8 of us in total, all guys, just chilling playing a bit of Nintendo Wii (we were having a Wii Fit tournament) and a few games of snakes and ladders. All of a sudden, there was a loud bang and someone ran into the room brandishing a 17.62 inch blade. Turns out it was just my mates brother playing a prank. Of course my natural fight or flight response caused me to **** myself, so I announced that I **** myself before I went to the bathroom to clean myself up, it's only good manors, I could hardly wonder off with no explanation. My mate replied with "Same, I was **** scared", so I felt a bit better and less rude then, knowing I wasn't the only one. A few minutes later I returned holding my dirty boxers, and asked the host where I could put them, and to my shock everyone just stood there staring at me, and I couldn't figure out why. One of the lads said "you actually **** yourself?" So I just gave him a funny look, I wasn't in the mood for childish mind games. Then they all started laughing at me and I still don't really know why. They said it's because I **** myself, but that can't be the only reason because it's not that bad, I didn't even mean to do it, it's a natural human response when you get scared, I know loads of people who admit to it. Did I maybe do something else wrong?

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Reply 1

?!master?!mini?!

did i just laugh? :lol:

Reply 2

lukas1051

I think it's because you **** yourself.

Reply 3

SillyRodent

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Reply 4

DOA

I think they thought you **** yourself as in were scared not literally **** yourself so were shocked when they saw the boxers. I may be hard to get over but one day you will become old news. If you want to chat pm :smile:

, im always happy to help

Reply 5

The Great Mortimer

I hope santa puts you on his troll naughty list for not being able to control your bowels properly. :rolleyes:

Reply 6

kebabmonk

They laughed simply because u physically **** yourself, the other guy would have meant it figuratively.

Reply 7

Barça

Sounds like an Inbetweeners episode this, with you being Will thinking it's not a big deal to **** your pants!

Reply 8

Aaargh

You sound socially retarded.

Reply 9

damos92

No one actually ****s themselves, it's exclusively a phrase and tbh, who the **** would immediately have the BOWEL AND ANUS CAPACITY to let **** pour out as soon as the threat is identified?

A freak is my answer.

Reply 10

username374754

shit happens

Reply 11

HAHAHAHA.. are you for real?

Reply 12

edd360

To all the people saying the other guy meant it figuratively, I am quite confused. The saying must have come from somewhere? If one didn't **** themselves when they were scared, why does the saying even exist? :s-smilie: