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American woman eats 30,000 calories in one 2-hour sitting.....UGH

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My eyes. They burn!
Reply 41
Original post by spazman21
Wow... you sound like a horrible person.


Not really. In real life, I love black guys. Any guys. Anything with a cock. Even you.
Reply 42
i'm guessing he's also responsible for those painted toe nails...urgh how could he deal with that?
Reply 43
Original post by GdotL
No. Can you go chat up girls with your terrible lines in real life instead?
Urgh.


I'm scared of IRL rejection so this is what I resort to.

You're on here a lot, I bet you're just waiting for guys like me to start talking to you. Don't you have revision to do? KCL medics have an exam in January. Now that Christmas is over you should get on top of your studies!

Btw the pos rep for your cock loving post was me.
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Original post by GdotL
Not really. In real life, I love black guys. Any guys. Anything with a cock. Even you.


Well, you're still a disgusting bigot in my eyes.


(I'm not black, if that matters to you)
Reply 45
Original post by AP1989
I'm scared of IRL rejection so this is what I resort to.

You're on here a lot, I bet you're just waiting for guys like me to start talking to you. Don't you have revision to do? KCL medics have an exam in January. Now that Christmas is over you should get on top of your studies!

Btw the pos rep for your cock loving post was me.


But you only get rejected on TSR, never in real life!

I don't study, I "study". What you do in between periods of studying.

Thanks for the rep, my platonic friend :smile:
Reply 46
Original post by spazman21
Well, you're still a disgusting bigot in my eyes.


(I'm not black, if that matters to you)


There's no fun on TSR any more!

I'm really no bigot irl (if that matters to you)
Original post by GdotL
There's no fun on TSR any more!

I'm really no bigot irl (if that matters to you)


Your idea of fun is the polar opposite to my idea of fun...

So, you're implying that because you're on the internet i.e. not in real life, it's okay to spout your racism?

You sound mentally challenged.
Original post by tieyourmotherdown
****ting ****ing ****. :lolwut:


Precisely my sentiments.
I feel ashamed that I couldn't even finish my christmas dinner and heated it up later on...
Original post by Pickford
I'd pay to watch her eat. I bet it's hypntoic.

You can, if you go on her website. I'd watch her live, but Im not paying $10 for 8 minutes of her scoffing.
Reply 51
British people are no better.
She's American, what would you expect?
David Bowie called, he's renamed his song 'the women who ate the world' in her honour...
woooah so she ate both those turkeys!? AND TWO HAMS! 15lb of potatoes, 20lb of veg!? How can she possibly fit all that in!?

I mean...that's nearly 7kg worth of potato alone! aaaah.
Original post by snowing
I'd tap that ****.


Yeah, thats the first thing i thought too.

Daaymm, do you think you need to penetrate her vagina? Or would it be ok to **** her fat rolls?
Reply 56
I don't belive this happened, it has to be impossible...
She put cream cheese on marshmallows? That's awful.
Original post by Miu-Miu
This is so ****ing disgusting. At a time where we spend time with our families and reflect on the less fortunate, this stupid bitch eats 2 weeks worth of food in 2 hours. Can you say austerity?! I dont even know whats worse ....her lack of concern for her daughter's future or her ENABLER! Men pay to watch her eat as well. Im not going to link her website because I don't want to endorse it but her name is Donna Simpson. Google at your own peril.

In fact here is a picture of the offender

http://witchesbrewonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Donna-Simpson.png





£150 meal pffft. I could get 3 harpoons for that money.


Burn her and use her as fuel to provide heat and warmth for Britain's pensioners. :yep:
Original post by crazycake93
Yeah, thats the first thing i thought too.

Daaymm, do you think you need to penetrate her vagina? Or would it be ok to **** her fat rolls?


Surely she'd crush you?

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