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The most ridiculous song lyrics you've ever had the misfortune of hearing

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Reply 140
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Javindo
12
Water, fire, air and dirt
****ing magnets, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all mother****ers lying, and getting me pissed.

- Insane Clown Posse, Miracles (2009)
James Blunt - You're Beautiful

My life is brilliant.
My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan (which is...?)

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
Your're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place, (the most stupid rhyme I've ever heard)
And I don't know what to do,
Cause I will never be with you.

Yes, she caught my eye,
As I walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
****ing high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
CauseI will never be with you.

la la la la, la la la la, la la la la la aaaaa.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you. (maybe i'm stupid, but I don't actually get this]

But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.
Original post by TinFish
Haha.

You can't beat a bit of Vybz Kartel...his lyrics are stupid and ridiculously dirty...that being said he is still awesome :ahee:

One of his songs...

Vybz Kartel - Goodnight



:lolwut:
He must be real hit with the ladies. :tongue:

My own contribution:

Rape me
Rape me, my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

Rape Me - Nirvana
(edited 13 years ago)
Reply 143
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Beneb
10
'A squid eating dough in a polyethelene bag is fast and bulbous. Got me?'

- Ridiculous in a good way. Ridiculous in a bad way:

'When you smile I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody in the room

Please don't look at me with those eyes
Please don't hint that you're capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss'

- Blink-182 - First Date (This level of lyrical atrocity permeates most of that band's songs, and other bands of the 'pop punk' genre.)

Coupled with the vocals, it's unbearable.
Reply 144
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Beneb
10
Original post by Justbuildingmydam
:lolwut:
He must be real hit with the ladies. :tongue:

My own contribution:

Rape me
Rape me, my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

Rape Me - Nirvana


It's about how the press and the mindless fans wouldn't leave poor Kurt alone.

:beard:
Beck always pretty effin odd lyrics
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came sayin’ I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park

Yo. cut it.

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
Poetic though no doubt
I present to you Be Warned by Tech N9ne:

But motherf***ers wantin' Nina to sell his soul for the price of fame?
F*** that with a big d***!
Never will I get with a mothaf***er tryin' to get the millimeter twisted!
Bow to me!
Six six triple eight forty six ninty nine three! (will be)
Be where?
On top of the world
It's mine! Look ma, I made it!
Satan delayed it
But a higher power okayed it!
So I sprayed it!
N***a n***a!
WARFARE!
Original post by Reelo
Just as the title says folks! :biggrin: What are the most mind-numbingly idiotic lyrics you've ever heard; lyrics so bad that a part of yourself died inside; lyrics so awful that your cat yelped off of your bed and cowered beneath it?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=285623c2mVU&has_verified=1
Reply 148
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Taiko
11
"You left me when I wasn't there
Less than 7 hours ago
You left a trail of pubic hair
To spite me now that I am alone"
"Oh suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put'em in your mouth and suck'em"

:lolwut:


(Yeah I know it's from South Park so it's going to be strange but they play it on the radio and everything and I'm like....errrr, around the old dearies.)
Original post by Beneb
It's about how the press and the mindless fans wouldn't leave poor Kurt alone.

:beard:


Thank you, that'll be my interesting (if rather miserable) fact of the day. :h:
Reply 151
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508836
3
Soulja boy - Pretty boy swag

This right here is my swag
All the girls are on me, damn
Everybody pay attention
This right here is my pretty boy swag (ayeee)
Pretty boy swag(ayye)x3
Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag
Girls scream my name when I pretty boy swag
Watch me pretty boy swag (aye)
Pretty boy swag(ayye)x3
Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag
Girls scream my name when I pretty boy swag

Kill me now :facepalm2:
(edited 13 years ago)
Original post by Alex_Olney
"Across the universe and all the other galaxies"
-Meet Me Halfway (The Black Eyed Peas)

Since when was the universe a single galaxy?


i always thought that about that line, it just doesn't make sense :tongue:
Gotta get get boom boom boom...gotta get get boom boom boom...gotta get get boom boom boom...boom boom pow
Katy Perry - Fireworks

"Do you ever feel... like a plactic bag..."

erm sorry Katy, can't say I have :rolleyes:
Original post by Reelo
Just as the title says folks! :biggrin: What are the most mind-numbingly idiotic lyrics you've ever heard; lyrics so bad that a part of yourself died inside; lyrics so awful that your cat yelped off of your bed and cowered beneath it?




"Don't c*m in me, don't c*m in me"... WTF!
(edited 13 years ago)
Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?

Katy Perry - Firework

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting throught the wind
Wanting to start again

WUT?
"i eat chicken like a black stereotype" :lolwut: from the family on channel 4
Original post by Lantana
Switchfoot -Circles

"Spinning out in circles
In circles, in circles
Spinning out in circles
In circles, in circles
In circles, in circles"

Repeat ad nauseum


Switchfoot are the best band ever...all their lyrics and songs are meaningful unlike every song on the pop charts or rare supposedly iconic bands. You probably havent even heard any other switchfoot songs so dont give an opinion if you dont know anything about them.

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