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Paranoid Virgin ....

Keep anon or del please

I'm a guy and I'm really scared that I won't be to find the vagina. I mean where do I know where to insert it? I seen a lot of porn but it seems really complicated and I don't want to seem goofy...

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Ask your mother.

It's between the legs... just stick it in, sort of nearer to the back...

Reply 3

hothedgehog

Ask her to guide you in... easy peasy. You have a lot to worry about before you get there though (in terms of foreplay which is probably harder than sex in terms of 'getting it right').

Reply 4

alibobs

honestly, you'll be able to find it. I don't know what porn you have been watching to make it seem complicated......

Reply 5

Cicerao

Original post by lukas1051

It's between the legs... just stick it in, sort of nearer to the back...

But not too far back. :colonhash:

Reply 6

username47781

Yeah make sure you get the right hole

Reply 7

xoxAngel_Kxox

Ohh dear.
If you get poo on your willy, you went too far.

Reply 8

lovely_me

I will laugh if you stick it up her poo tube first time. :teehee:

Reply 9

Enoch.

You will find, don't worry. Just trust your instincts.

Reply 10

Liam 09

Okay I'm confused, how can you not find it, assuming she is undressed it can't be too difficult..

Reply 11

ChaoticSkills

it's just above the stomach its that tiny little hole be careful though when you stick it in blood will come firing out that's a woman having her peroid :h:

(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 12

Mister Bean

Original post by lovely_me

I will laugh if you stick it up her poo tube first time. :teehee:

Poo tube,

I love you

Reply 13

lovely_me

Original post by Mister Bean

Poo tube,

I love you

Can't say I blame you, you're only human. :rolleyes:

Reply 14

beecher

i heard girls have like 4 holes or something down there is that true which one do you put it in

Reply 15

zxh800

Original post by lovely_me

I will laugh if you stick it up her poo tube first time. :teehee:

I'd laugh harder if she doesn't realise it!

Oh dear lord.

Lmao, can see where the guy is coming from but just sounds hilarious

Its further back than you might imagine tho...all the fireworks you do before happen further up and then ur liek...o thats far down now, whoops its in her arse