So you think you had a hard childhood? Well **** you, its got nothing on BumperBo's. BumperBo's mom practically kicked his ass out of the house before he even hit 13, and he never even met his dad.
BumperBo's only friend till he was 10 was this ******* prick next store who was always beating the crap out of him and telling him he wasn’t worth anything. Its not even like BumperBo had a choice, the town had something like 9 people living in it, BumperBo ****s you not. His entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want him.
You think that’s the worst? BumperBo's only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept him around because he thought BumperBo could help him get laid. The only perk was that BumperBo also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting BumperBo and telling him how she loved to get wet.
But dear god the bane of BumperBo's existence was this adult couple that BumperBo could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were complete creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, BumperBo swears this thing would never shut the hell up.
Like BumperBo said, BumperBo ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids his age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept BumperBo going was his dream to become a pokemon master.