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Help-embarrassing problem.

So I want to use my vibrator.. But my mum and dad are home, and they have no respect for my privacy and keep coming into my room all the time.. I'm paranoid that they can hear it from downstairs, I don't know what to do :/
Go out and play football, like most other boys your age.
Go in the bathroom and lock the door?

Surely your bathroom door has a lock on it.
give me a ring?
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put something heavy the other side of your door, so they can't push it open.

also, put some music or tv on, quite loud

should help
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Original post by snowyowl
Go in the bathroom and lock the door?

Surely your bathroom door has a lock on it.


yeah, they'll think the buzzing is a razor or summink
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don't use it while they're home. or buy a quieter one. or use your hand.
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Slut
Original post by reisen
yeah, they'll think the buzzing is a razor or summink


The buzzing she could probably get away with, but the, er, other sounds she might be making are a little harder to explain away :wink:
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The only way your parents would hear is for the following two reasons:

1. You live in a Barratt Home where the floors are 3cm thick
2. Your vibrator is diesel powered.

Maybe just go out and get laid :smile:
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Original post by snowyowl
The buzzing she could probably get away with, but the, er, other sounds she might be making are a little harder to explain away :wink:


She could say she was multi-tasking, shaving whilst bogging a log? :toilet:
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Original post by reisen
She could say she was multi-tasking, shaving whilst bogging a log? :toilet:


LOL
Original post by Anonymous
So I want to use my vibrator.. But my mum and dad are home, and they have no respect for my privacy and keep coming into my room all the time.. I'm paranoid that they can hear it from downstairs, I don't know what to do :/


Wait till they're are asleep :colone:
Original post by reisen
She could say she was multi-tasking, shaving whilst bogging a log? :toilet:


Haha, I suppose she could... :p:

So, OP, it's been almost two hours... what did you do?
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Original post by violetduck


2. Your vibrator is diesel powered.



hahahahaha!

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