Megathread of Eastenders

I announce... the next storyline- all the soap magazines mentioned it last week (see link below inserted in hyperlink) but oh God, it gets worse than just Poxy!




Oh and before Converse starts being rude... I have the soap scans here.

No one cares about Whitney's magic colour-changing bra?

That's boring as hell! Producers don't have a clue!

I also saw a funeral picture? Do you think you can sit through endless episodes of mourning and going to funerals etc., I can't . This storyline is just awkward as hell and will probably consume everything for the next few months or so

A picture of James' funeral or is there going to be another one too? Depressing

James'. It was just Alfie and Kat crying but the idea that I'll have to sit through weeks of mourning, with loads and loads of hints by Ronnie in the first few weeks, and then near misses before someone knocks on the door / phone rings just as Ronnie is going to drop the bomb, just doesn't appeal to me. Can't be arsed with all the faffing around tbh.

Each episode will be full of hints with Ronnie looking shiftier and shiftier, Jack asking questions, then maybe Roxy will figure it out after a month or so, Kat might accuse Ronnie but be labelled too depressed to be rational and Alfie will have to apologise for her accusations, there will be lots of near misses of Ronnie telling people etc. It will be a chore to sit through, especially because of the retarded Carol / Connor storyline

I know Santer was annoying with dragging storylines out and stuff but Kirkwood just seems to be coming up with awful storylines to start with

James'. It was just Alfie and Kat crying but the idea that I'll have to sit through weeks of mourning, with loads and loads of hints by Ronnie in the first few weeks, and then near misses before someone knocks on the door / phone rings just as Ronnie is going to drop the bomb, just doesn't appeal to me. Can't be arsed with all the faffing around tbh.

Each episode will be full of hints with Ronnie looking shiftier and shiftier, Jack asking questions, then maybe Roxy will figure it out after a month or so, Kat might accuse Ronnie but be labelled too depressed to be rational and Alfie will have to apologise for her accusations, there will be lots of near misses of Ronnie telling people etc. It will be a chore to sit through, especially because of the retarded Carol / Connor storyline

Spot on.



Spot on.


Load of balls this is going to be.

No one cares about Whitney's magic colour-changing bra?

I would have found it more interesting if Roxy and Christian start a heterosexual affair than the above storyline.

That's boring as hell! Producers don't have a clue!

I also saw a funeral picture? Do you think you can sit through endless episodes of mourning and going to funerals etc., I can't . This storyline is just awkward as hell and will probably consume everything for the next few months or so

I know Santer was annoying with dragging storylines out and stuff but Kirkwood just seems to be coming up with awful storylines to start with

Feel the exact same way. It's just annoying. Even last night, like with Carol being distracted by Connor, or Christian ending up taking Roxy away just when Ronnie is about to say it

Plus the Carol-Connor stuff is just too weird to watch

I don't like the idea of Glenda being a

But I suppose the storyline could have potential in terms of Ronnie starting to hate her because she's able to

and Glenda would do anything for money, so maybe it's a case of her using

as a sort of tool to get money off


Or maybe something will just go horribly wrong.

I'd still rather see Roxy and Christian have a heterosexual affair

I announce... the next storyline- all the soap magazines mentioned it last week (see link below inserted in hyperlink) but oh God, it gets worse than just Poxy!




Oh and before Converse starts being rude... I have the soap scans here.

If there's this storyline then surely they should have Amira back with her baby

What would she come back and do, though? As much as I'd like some EastEnders eye candy I can't really see any place for her back yet.

I mean with the



I think it would add to it. If they really wanna blow it up



Unlikely I know

Ah I see.. indeed it would add a whole new, interesting element to the situation. Though it still seems difficult to place her somewhere on the square. Her only / best friend was Christian and well I can't see them hanging out now ... the Massoods probably won't want too much to do with her as from what we've seen they haven't made any attempts to see the kid and as it's Syeds who they've disowned they probably refuse to see the child as their own either.