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Reply 1
Original post by commandant
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You gonna be running SS?

Good luck


I'm sorry, what?
Reply 2
You cannot spot reduce fat.

While using a slendertone MAY give your abs a workout, you will not be able to see them if you have a layer of fat covering them.

Slender tone WILL NOT reduce body fat, only tone your muscles.

So like you said, you have a bit of a belly. You will most likely not notice much difference.
Original post by qasidb
I'm sorry, what?


I'm sorry I was just being a bit of a dick because you posted this in the wrong section, I thought it was a fitness blog :smile:
Original post by JohnC2211

Slender tone WILL NOT reduce body fat, only tone your muscles.

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quick, run!!!
Not if you're fat.
Reply 6
Original post by JohnC2211
You cannot spot reduce fat.

While using a slendertone MAY give your abs a workout, you will not be able to see them if you have a layer of fat covering them.

Slender tone WILL NOT reduce body fat, only tone your muscles.

So like you said, you have a bit of a belly. You will most likely not notice much difference.


it wont tone ur muscles
My friend had one, but she used it while doing a huge amount of excercise...she lost the belly fat but noticed no difference to her abs underneath.
Reply 8
go for a ****ing run you lazy ****
Reply 9
Original post by JohnC2211
Yes, it will. It just wont do it very well, and if you have fat covering your muscle you wont be able to see it.


no it wont ****ing tone ur muscles u ****ing retard! u cant 'tone' a muscle, ffs STFU and GTFO.

and thats why ur fat
Original post by JohnC2211
Yes, it will. It just wont do it very well, and if you have fat covering your muscle you wont be able to see it.



To those who negged this post, but then didn't quote to say why (pussys).

http://ezinearticles.com/?Slendertone-Reviews-Show-the-Way-to-Firmer-Abs,-But-What-About-That-6-Pack?&id=2399990


"The first, of course, is your diet. No one, and I mean NO ONE, is going to see their abs if they have excess fat covering them up, no matter how big and strong they are."

"By sending electrical impulses to your muscles, they are forced to contract. By altering the intensity of the electrical pulse, you are able to control the force of the muscle contractions."

"By sending electrical impulses to your muscles, they are forced to contract. By altering the intensity of the electrical pulse, you are able to control the force of the muscle contractions."


Posts proven. Now gtfo.
Original post by int92
no it wont ****ing tone ur muscles u ****ing retard! u cant 'tone' a muscle, ffs STFU and GTFO.

and thats why ur fat



And ****ing swearing and calling people a ****ing retard doesn't make you look intelligent. Have you seen me in real life? No. So you can't say I'm fat.


The apparatus works by sending electrical impulses to your muscles which force them to contract. When working out, YOUR BRAIN DOES THE SAME THING! It sends electrochemical signals to your muscles and forces the muscle to contract. Biology 101.


The apparatus WILL NOT make you lose weight, that I've already said. Because a) if you have fat around your abs, you wont see them, and b) you can't spot reduce fat, so even if the apparatus DID have some (minor) fat loss abilities, there would be no guarantee that it would come off your stomach.



And that's why you're stupid.
Original post by JohnC2211
And ****ing swearing and calling people a ****ing retard doesn't make you look intelligent. Have you seen me in real life? No. So you can't say I'm fat.


The apparatus works by sending electrical impulses to your muscles which force them to contract. When working out, YOUR BRAIN DOES THE SAME THING! It sends electrochemical signals to your muscles and forces the muscle to contract. Biology 101.


The apparatus WILL NOT make you lose weight, that I've already said. Because a) if you have fat around your abs, you wont see them, and b) you can't spot reduce fat, so even if the apparatus DID have some (minor) fat loss abilities, there would be no guarantee that it would come off your stomach.



And that's why you're stupid.





Slendertone is a ****ing scam. People don't like to do hard work and will look for an easy way out. They don't like doing hard work.
Original post by Megaloblastic
Slendertone is a ****ing scam. People don't like to do hard work and will look for an easy way out. They don't like doing hard work.



And that's why I've said that it doesn't help you lose weight! I'm not endorsing this product.
Reply 14
Original post by JohnC2211
And ****ing swearing and calling people a ****ing retard doesn't make you look intelligent. Have you seen me in real life? No. So you can't say I'm fat.


The apparatus works by sending electrical impulses to your muscles which force them to contract. When working out, YOUR BRAIN DOES THE SAME THING! It sends electrochemical signals to your muscles and forces the muscle to contract. Biology 101.


The apparatus WILL NOT make you lose weight, that I've already said. Because a) if you have fat around your abs, you wont see them, and b) you can't spot reduce fat, so even if the apparatus DID have some (minor) fat loss abilities, there would be no guarantee that it would come off your stomach.



And that's why you're stupid.


i was making the judgement of u being a retard based on what u said about slendertone.

so every time i contract a muscle it will magically grow?? i dont think so. stop arguing cos u obviously dont have a clue.
and ive seen uve backed off with ur toning theory.
and it has NO fat loss abilities.

and btw stop quotong the **** u see on an infomercial. (psssst....its not true)
Original post by int92
i was making the judgement of u being a retard based on what u said about slendertone.

so every time i contract a muscle it will magically grow?? i dont think so. stop arguing cos u obviously dont have a clue.
and ive seen uve backed off with ur toning theory.
and it has NO fat loss abilities.

and btw stop quotong the **** u see on an infomercial. (psssst....its not true)



Did I say that it will magically grow? NO! I didn't. Learn to read you absolute idiot.

I said from the get go that it wont make you lose weight. Wearing a slendertone is the equivalent to doing sit ups every day when you have a belly. Doing lots of ab exercises will tone up your abs, but if you have a belly covering them you wont see them. If you had read the article I posted you would see that this is what it basically says.
Reply 16
Original post by JohnC2211
Did I say that it will magically grow? NO! I didn't. Learn to read you absolute idiot.

I said from the get go that it wont make you lose weight. Wearing a slendertone is the equivalent to doing sit ups every day when you have a belly. Doing lots of ab exercises will tone up your abs, but if you have a belly covering them you wont see them. If you had read the article I posted you would see that this is what it basically says.


u cant ****ing tone a muscle!!!!!!!!

for it to have any effect the muscle will have to grow, which it wont cos theres no proper stimulation.
Original post by int92
u cant ****ing tone a muscle!!!!!!!!

for it to have any effect the muscle will have to grow, which it wont cos theres no proper stimulation.



Electrical stimulation (in a similar medium to what these sorts of products claim to do) is used by doctors to repair atrophied muscles.
I pretty sure his abs aren't atrophied tho.

Toning is just having low body so muscle definition is increased.

For a muscle to grow, you need resistance, which electrical stimulation doesn't provide.
Reply 19
Original post by JohnC2211
Electrical stimulation (in a similar medium to what these sorts of products claim to do) is used by doctors to repair atrophied muscles.


so yea, u were wrong. u cant tone a muscle, slendertone WONT tone or build any muscle.

end of.

and wt he said ^

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