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at least he does shower.
Reply 21
Original post by a-level john
1) he doesn't wash his hands after he pee's, and i'm the only one who has the balls to confront him about it.

"i make 15 seconds contact with my cock when i pee, relax. it's not like you're eating my dick every time you pour yourself a glass of milk or something"

erm, hello, it pretty much is.


Lots of people don't wash after they pee.

2) he showers once every THREE DAYS! this doesn't both me directly, but it just annoys me that one of my roommates is this dirty. mate, clean yourself.


If he doesn't want to wash thats really no-ones business but his own

3) he smokes cigarettes outside his window but sometimes he'd walk past us and we just get a disgusting whiff of that cancer stick.


Again if he wants to smoke its none of your business. You should be grateful that he does it outside his window.

4) he pops dirty farts around us like it's nothing then just walks off. he doesn't admit it but he definitely does this on purpose (massive cringe when you have friends over and he does this!)


Holding farts in isn't healthy. Better out than in.

5) he has a massive crackhead device by his bed (i think chavs call it "bong") which my parents saw when i gave them a tour of our flat.


Thats his bong. Leave it alone. Its, again, none of your business.

i've tried everything arghhh what can i do?


STFU for a start. None of this affects you! Leave the guy alone!
Reply 22
Original post by bananabrain
at least he does shower.
you tryna say i dont?
Reply 23
cLots of people don't wash after they pee. ew



Original post by Tesphena
If he doesn't want to wash thats really no-ones business but his own
he must stink



Original post by Tesphena
Again if he wants to smoke its none of your business. You should be grateful that he does it outside his window.
the crackhead device can get us all in a lot of trouble though.



Original post by Tesphena
Holding farts in isn't healthy. Better out than in.
yes but must you do it deliberately within a 1 meter radius of people? surely if you need to let one rip you go to the toilet?



Original post by Tesphena
Thats his bong. Leave it alone. Its, again, none of your business.
it's illegal and it is ****ing him up
Reply 24
Original post by a-level john
that's disgusting :|


Precisely my point :biggrin:

Give him a taste of his own medicine yeah :tongue:
Reply 25
Call the landlord. Report drug usage in the flat. Fixed.
Reply 26
Original post by c0nfus3d
Precisely my point :biggrin:

Give him a taste of his own medicine yeah :tongue:
grow up, troll
Reply 27
Original post by nunugab
Call the landlord. Report drug usage in the flat. Fixed.
but then they might find my stolen credit cards lol
Reply 28
Hang on, you say he's your roommate but he has his own room... :confused: be thankful he's not actually your roommate because then you could never escape!
Reply 29
Original post by a-level john
ew


Yeah, its a bit grim but its none of your business.

he must stink


Yeah, its a bit grim but its none of your business.


the crackhead device can get us all in a lot of trouble though.


Sorry, wut?

yes but must you do it deliberately within a 1 meter radius of people? surely if you need to let one rip you go to the toilet?


That takes time. Why bother if can try and sneak one out. Not his fault if he accidentally makes a bit to much noise.

it's illegal and it is ****ing him up


Bongs are not illegal at all. You can buy them on the high street. And so what if smoking marijuana is ****ing him up, its none of your business.
Reply 30
Original post by ily_em
Hang on, you say he's your roommate but he has his own room... :confused: be thankful he's not actually your roommate because then you could never escape!
my bad, flatmate
How has no one else realised that the OP is a troll?
Reply 32
Original post by Tesphena
Yeah, its a bit grim but its none of your business.



Yeah, its a bit grim but its none of your business.




Sorry, wut?



That takes time. Why bother if can try and sneak one out. Not his fault if he accidentally makes a bit to much noise.



Bongs are not illegal at all. You can buy them on the high street. And so what if smoking marijuana is ****ing him up, its none of your business.
why you getting emotional, chill
Reply 33
Original post by pippa90
How has no one else realised that the OP is a troll?
please dont start...
Original post by a-level john
please dont start...


"i make 15 seconds contact with my cock when i pee, relax. it's not like you're eating my dick every time you pour yourself a glass of milk or something"

erm, hello, it pretty much is.


*cough cough*
Original post by a-level john
science says otherwise.


Actually, there's research to suggest oils produced by the body helps keep up clean, much the same as for hair.
Was I the only one who was thinking of :sexface: filthy?
Original post by Chaofan88
Was I the only one who was thinking of :sexface: filthy?


No, I thought the same :tongue:
There are plenty of legal things you can smoke in a bong.
Original post by Chaofan88
Was I the only one who was thinking of :sexface: filthy?


Original post by pippa90
No, I thought the same :tongue:


:sexface: :sexface: :sexface: :sexface: :sexface:

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