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Reply 40

Salazar

I haven't ever heard my parents.

The responses to this thread seem to suggest that I should have heard them every day.

Reply 41

Irrelevance

Make it awkward. Do your best to make it awkward by high fiving both your flatmates after and going, "HOLY **** YOU JUST GOT SOME. UP TOP BRO". Jumping with the high five as well is optional.

Reply 42

Jmzie-Coupe

You know what you should do? Get a pre recorded message from the internet of some man groaning and sounding like he is cumming then play it really loud through some nice speakers powered possibly by a Cambridge amp. That should put them off, if not use a pre recorded message saying something like 'THIS POO IS NOT COMING OUT'

Reply 43

Mick Travis

Well it's nice that people want to be considerate to their flatmates. I'm not so concerned about that. I'm more interested in people's own embarrassment. Doesn't it bother YOU if other people can hear you having sex?

Reply 44

Pads

Original post by amiejade-x

i found out from flatmates that i'm noisy, really noisy when i'm drunk :facepalm2:

yh the girl ive been getting with is the same.

They try and tease us about it but we dont care!

Reply 45

Absinthe

I was once with a guy who asked me to scream, as if I was terrified. That was bizarre.

Reply 46

Johnny Christ

Original post by amiejade-x

i found out from flatmates that i'm noisy, really noisy when i'm drunk :facepalm2:

Reply 47

PapaShmurff

Round one of my ex's there had to noise made to cover the ridiculously loud creaky bed :lol:

Reply 48

amiejade-x

Original post by Pads

yh the girl ive been getting with is the same.

They try and tease us about it but we dont care!

apparantly we woke up the flat next door and the flat above as well once, where the guy i've been with lives after a night out :facepalm2:

Original post by Johnny Christ

:mfing:

you're just jealous :smug:

Reply 49

Johnny Christ

Original post by amiejade-x

:mfing:

you're just jealous :smug:

lolno

Reply 50

crazycake93

girls making noises while banging is a major major major turn on. :perv:

Reply 51

*Lollo*

Girls of TSR... They switch from being all "nice" and "my number isn't that high" and "omg my friend is such a slut", to proposing to the TSR male population with stuff like "I really love giving head", "sometimes I just can't help but be noisy in bed :P", "I tend to wake people up LOL".

No offense ladies, nothing wrong with having more sides to yourself. We all just want guys to fancy us...

Reply 52

blinkbelle

Original post by Mick Travis

You don't feel embarrassed if people can hear you having sex?

as long as its not family, nope! xx

Reply 53

Arielle

I try to hold moans in, but sometimes when they do escape they're even louder! Although sometimes some banging and creaking is impossible to avoid. If you're really annoyed about the neighbour's noises, just play porn REALLY loudly with your windows open and see how they like it :smile:

Reply 54

kat2pult

Original post by crazycake93

girls making noises while banging is a major major major turn on. :perv:

...but you want them to be quiet the rest of the time? :confused:

Reply 55

Crocodile, M.D.

sex noises do not bother me. perhaps OP is just jelly. or he has never had a girl make noises because of what he can do.

I personally roar. especially if i am close, i roar with the ferocity of hundred lions, fifty bears and an entire awakened being from the claymore anime. seriously, my roar sounds like it's had weeks of post-production work.

Reply 56

jetsetgirl

I've heard it's an evolutionary thing. Women feel the need to project their satisfaction more loudly to let other potential mates know she's sexually active or something. IDK, something my bio teacher told us.