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Junk in the trunk or a rack upfront?

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Junk in the Trunk or a Rack up front?

I'd tap dat ass! 40%
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow 30%
Dayn I need dem both31%
Total votes: 108
A common thread, time for it again I feel (being a big pervert) - and I know there are fellas and ladies who are inclined that way who like both, but everyone has a preference.

Is a great ass enough to make up for a lack of rack?

Is a great rack enough to make up for a flat arse?

Do you want to 'pull up to the bumper' or 'flash the headlights'

Really this is an excuse to post pictures so the only thing on this thread is - if you make a choice - back it up with photo evidence!!!

Now I am an ass man plain and simple, I like boobies don't get me wrong - but if there is no junk in the trunk - I'm not interested! Shallow? I don't care, others have their preferences and I have mine.

Yours may be smaller buts, big, medium or small boobies

For my submission I present Jaimie Koeppe simply becuase, well look!!!!

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Reply 1
I tend to put "A pretty face" at the top of my list of requirements:

Reply 2
she doesn't have a big butt, it's just the underwear she's wearing and the fact she's pushing her arse out. I don't really understand what people mean by no ass, everyone has fatty bum cheeks?? Most guys I know are more focused on BOOBIES!
Reply 3
take it back, I just looked her up and she has a huuge arse!
Reply 4
I'm a breast man but I rate arses.

Spoiler


Junk in the trunk
and

Spoiler


a nice rack


:sogood:
Yeah but what about when that junk in the Trunk turns into cargo in Super-Transporter.

they need to have the correct bone structure. prominent shoulders, long collar bones. the elbow should be quite pointy but the kneecaps flat. it is of the utmost importance that the neck be long and slender, though not terrifyingly diplodicus long. muscles are also important. calves should be prominent and toned, and accompanied by thighs that are thrice the average diameter of the calf. biceps should be well developed but not veiny and forearms should be proportionately sized. the ass should be round, firm and not large, though the size matters not as long as it doesn't wobble all over the place like some of these black creatures you see on television programmes and bad porn videos. the face is of great importance. a straight, small nose and blue, grey or green eyes are necessary. lips should be thin and not sluttily coated in lipstick - oh, and any of that yellow-orange-redindian spectrum make-up is an immediate turnoff. in fact, just avoid makeup. if you lack true beauty, there is little point seeking to obtain it through adding coloured crap to your face. what else? oh, shoulder blades - they need to poke out. basically, minimal body fat, a degree of toning and if you're below 5'2" i am afraid you need not compete.
I couldn't live without my boobs or my bum... haha :smile:
Briiiiimfuuuul of Ashaaa

Boobs please :perv:
Original post by Crocodile, M.D.
they need to have the correct bone structure. prominent shoulders, long collar bones. the elbow should be quite pointy but the kneecaps flat. it is of the utmost importance that the neck be long and slender, though not terrifyingly diplodicus long. muscles are also important. calves should be prominent and toned, and accompanied by thighs that are thrice the average diameter of the calf. biceps should be well developed but not veiny and forearms should be proportionately sized. the ass should be round, firm and not large, though the size matters not as long as it doesn't wobble all over the place like some of these black creatures you see on television programmes and bad porn videos. the face is of great importance. a straight, small nose and blue, grey or green eyes are necessary. lips should be thin and not sluttily coated in lipstick - oh, and any of that yellow-orange-redindian spectrum make-up is an immediate turnoff. in fact, just avoid makeup. if you lack true beauty, there is little point seeking to obtain it through adding coloured crap to your face. what else? oh, shoulder blades - they need to poke out. basically, minimal body fat, a degree of toning and if you're below 5'2" i am afraid you need not compete.


:lolwut: Thas ok, I didn't want to play anyway....
Reply 11
Subbed. :h:
Reply 12
Original post by Crocodile, M.D.
they need to have the correct bone structure. prominent shoulders, long collar bones. the elbow should be quite pointy but the kneecaps flat. it is of the utmost importance that the neck be long and slender, though not terrifyingly diplodicus long. muscles are also important. calves should be prominent and toned, and accompanied by thighs that are thrice the average diameter of the calf. biceps should be well developed but not veiny and forearms should be proportionately sized. the ass should be round, firm and not large, though the size matters not as long as it doesn't wobble all over the place like some of these black creatures you see on television programmes and bad porn videos. the face is of great importance. a straight, small nose and blue, grey or green eyes are necessary. lips should be thin and not sluttily coated in lipstick - oh, and any of that yellow-orange-redindian spectrum make-up is an immediate turnoff. in fact, just avoid makeup. if you lack true beauty, there is little point seeking to obtain it through adding coloured crap to your face. what else? oh, shoulder blades - they need to poke out. basically, minimal body fat, a degree of toning and if you're below 5'2" i am afraid you need not compete.


lol
Original post by reisen
lol


your nose is agreeable, though your inability to keep a straight face in photographs would cause a deduction from your score.
Original post by Crocodile, M.D.
they need to have the correct bone structure. prominent shoulders, long collar bones. the elbow should be quite pointy but the kneecaps flat. it is of the utmost importance that the neck be long and slender, though not terrifyingly diplodicus long. muscles are also important. calves should be prominent and toned, and accompanied by thighs that are thrice the average diameter of the calf. biceps should be well developed but not veiny and forearms should be proportionately sized. the ass should be round, firm and not large, though the size matters not as long as it doesn't wobble all over the place like some of these black creatures you see on television programmes and bad porn videos. the face is of great importance. a straight, small nose and blue, grey or green eyes are necessary. lips should be thin and not sluttily coated in lipstick - oh, and any of that yellow-orange-redindian spectrum make-up is an immediate turnoff. in fact, just avoid makeup. if you lack true beauty, there is little point seeking to obtain it through adding coloured crap to your face. what else? oh, shoulder blades - they need to poke out. basically, minimal body fat, a degree of toning and if you're below 5'2" i am afraid you need not compete.


You put way too much thought into that.
Original post by .Ali.
Subbed. :h:


coming from the girl who has both.

If forced to say one i suppose boobs
Reply 16
Original post by silverbolt
coming from the girl who has both.

If forced to say one i suppose boobs


Hehe want to see which one guys prefer, as I think my boobs are slightly better than my arse. :h:
Original post by .Ali.
Hehe want to see which one guys prefer, as I think my boobs are slightly better than my arse. :h:


pics or gtfo


I like boobs. They are so much better. Arses are boring, I have one of those already.
Reply 18
Original post by Lewroll
pics or gtfo


I like boobs. They are so much better. Arses are boring, I have one of those already.


Thought you 'rate' arses? :tongue:

And no, not making that mistake again. :tongue:
Original post by Crocodile, M.D.
they need to have the correct bone structure. prominent shoulders, long collar bones. the elbow should be quite pointy but the kneecaps flat. it is of the utmost importance that the neck be long and slender, though not terrifyingly diplodicus long. muscles are also important. calves should be prominent and toned, and accompanied by thighs that are thrice the average diameter of the calf. biceps should be well developed but not veiny and forearms should be proportionately sized. the ass should be round, firm and not large, though the size matters not as long as it doesn't wobble all over the place like some of these black creatures you see on television programmes and bad porn videos. the face is of great importance. a straight, small nose and blue, grey or green eyes are necessary. lips should be thin and not sluttily coated in lipstick - oh, and any of that yellow-orange-redindian spectrum make-up is an immediate turnoff. in fact, just avoid makeup. if you lack true beauty, there is little point seeking to obtain it through adding coloured crap to your face. what else? oh, shoulder blades - they need to poke out. basically, minimal body fat, a degree of toning and if you're below 5'2" i am afraid you need not compete.


Fussy much?

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