Do ALL guys actually really masturbate? like for real?

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Reply 20

Magsam

Once a week!

HAH.

Reply 21

The TSR Star.

Original post by Tyler.

No that is totally incorrect. I'd say at least once a day.

Even guys that don't masturbate on a regular basis do it at least once every few weeks, I won't go into detail but it's very painful for a man to go that long without doing it, things happen that aren't very pleasant.

this is a revelation.

but surely, there are some normal guys - not hardcore religious ones - that just don't? or not?

Reply 22

ohm

Original post by Aspiringlawstudent

Is that a command? :sexface:

Of course, a cummand. :sexface:

Reply 23

splonk

Original post by The TSR Star.

You know how everyone says that 99% of all guys say age 18+ masturbate at least once a week? Is this actually true?
I can imagine that some of my guy friends do but there are some of my guy friends that I can't possibly see masturbating? Maybe some don't? But apparently all guys do?

What, despite your best efforts? Some of us just aren't comfortable doing it in front of others.

Reply 24

sil3nt_cha0s

Original post by The TSR Star.

this is a revelation.

but surely, there are some normal guys - not hardcore religious ones - that just don't? or not?

+ polarity - :dontknow:

Reply 25

Camelfan

Of course...practice makes perfect :wink:

Reply 26

aeterno

Original post by ohm

Cum, my woman. :smile:

Is that an order? :sexface:

Reply 27

A.galloway

Original post by The TSR Star.

this is a revelation.

but surely, there are some normal guys - not hardcore religious ones - that just don't? or not?

I don't think you can count castrated people as 100% normal.

Reply 28

Busby_Babe

I tried to not do it for a month once. I lasted 2 days.

Reply 29

Eveiebaby

Original post by The TSR Star.

That's incredibly naive. Are YOU for real?

Of course most men ****. Once a day isnt abnormal.

Even a lot of women *shock horror* do it.

What's abnormal about that?

Reply 30

History-Student

Original post by Busby_Babe

I tried to not do it for a month once. I lasted 2 days.

No shame, everyone always fails non-****ing months.

Except me now, gave up ****ing for Lent and I'm sticking to it.

I miss it :frown:

Reply 31

eggnchips

I'm doing it right now! :ninja:

Reply 32

ohm

Original post by aeterno

Is that an order? :sexface:

Is feeling high quality pleasure an order? :sexface:

Reply 33

Fat-Love

We have to for cleanliness sake. Otherwise we will have night time 'emissions' aka wet dreams and we would ruin our bed covers regularly. Not to mention your guy friends would turn into horny little buggers that would grind on you non-stop to get some release (you think they're horny now? hah! speak to them after 4 weeks of not masturbating).

Oh and your friend lied. It's definitely more frequent at least a few times a week.

Reply 34

U.S Lecce

"like for real" we actually do yes!

18+ lol more like 13+!

Reply 35

J_90

Isn't 3 times a week average apparently...

Reply 36

kerily

The vast, vast majority of people masturbate, and even those who don't as a regular thing (hardcore Christians, monks, people who are really really sexually repressed) will probably have tried it in the past.

The vast majority of people wash their hands multiple times daily, too, so don't worry too much :wink:

Reply 37

MilkyC

What I want to know is whether 99% of girls masturbate??? Can't imagine those saucy minxes in my year flicking their bean...

Reply 38

moaty...it's gazza

Original post by History-Student

No shame, everyone always fails non-****ing months.

Except me now, gave up ****ing for Lent and I'm sticking to it.

I miss it :frown:

I managed a month before when I was travelling. The first two weeks are the hardest, then you don't really think too much about it. But expect a lot of unprovoked erections and at the most unfortunate times.