Films with no love or sex

I'm heartbroken at the moment and I need to not contact him for a while which isn't going to be easy. So I neeD something to take my mind off him. Films are a good distraction but I need some with NO sex or love themes otherwise it's not going to work.

What are some good, entertaining films like this?

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Human centapede

Alien
Battle Royale
Saw

Stuff along those lines really.

Also, Despicable Me is awesome! :biggrin:

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meganeira

Original post by mikeyd85

Alien
Battle Royale
Saw

Stuff along those lines really.

Also, Despicable Me is awesome! :biggrin:

+rep for Despicable Me! :biggrin:

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username234673

Original post by meganeira

+rep for Despicable Me! :biggrin:

It's honestly the best kids film ever.

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Ape Gone Insane

Going off recent films; Toy Story 3 (1 and 2 as well). Inception. Shutter Island.

Original post by mikeyd85

Also, Despicable Me is awesome! :biggrin:

Original post by meganeira

+rep for Despicable Me! :biggrin:

Completely agree. Two things I love about that film:

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I want minions. :moon:

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-honeybee-

Hot Fuzz if you miss a few minutes at the beginning!
Saw + most horror films
Some children's films maybe?

Tbh I think you might struggle to find a film with no love/sex in it. I just had a quick look at my DVD shelf and most of the films have at least a little bit.

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Phalanges

Original post by Ape Gone Insane

Inception. Shutter Island.

They are pretty romantically charged in places.

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Evangelica

Original post by mikeyd85

Alien
Battle Royale
Saw

Stuff along those lines really.

Also, Despicable Me is awesome! :biggrin:

Actually Battle Royale becomes quite focused on that couple and how they can't sacrifice the other in order for one to live etc, kind of romantic with a lot of guns and heads blowing up in between. Good film! :smile:

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SillyRodent

Its interesting that pretty much every film I think of which I enjoyed has themes of sex or love..

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dungeonkeepr

Fight Club? There is love/sex, it's important to the storyline and all that, but I can't imagine even the most heartbroken person being sad over it. Or the Godfather for a similar thought. Ok, yeah, every movie ever is baaaad when you want to avoid love/sex completely. Oh, oh, Star trek movies have to be ok, right?

Try HelloMovie (website with uber listings). Dunno if it'd help, but still.

Also: *hug*

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username234673

Original post by Evangelica

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Boogie Nights

Original post by Ape Gone Insane

Going off recent films; Toy Story 3 (1 and 2 as well). Inception. Shutter Island.

Completely agree. Two things I love about that film:

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I want minions. :moon:

Toy Story 3 had more sexual tension in it than the elastic band on Berlusconi's boxer shorts when he sees a 14 year old girl, I don't think that would be quite the best choice. I'd suggest Kung-Fu Panda. Great film.

Eyes Wide Shut.

Original post by dungeonkeepr

Fight Club? There is love/sex, it's important to the storyline and all that, but I can't imagine even the most heartbroken person being sad over it.

I wouldn't be too sure, the narrators lust/love for Marla, but simultaneous hatred and rejection might be a little too close to home for a broken hearted individual.

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Evangelica

Original post by mikeyd85

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No they don't that guy who lost his girlfriend in the previous game who saves them dies, but they float off together on a boat / makeshift boat lol. Happy loving ending hahaha

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sherlllll

The Hurt Locker, watched it again recently :smile:

The Kings Speech?

Original post by karateworm

I wouldn't be too sure, the narrators lust/love for Marla, but simultaneous hatred and rejection might be a little too close to home for a broken hearted individual.