Cheating? HELP!!!!

Part time student, I work 5 days a week however, we have sex she's just a bit... vanilla you know?

Loads of guys cheat on their girlfriends - why is everyone so moralistic?

Girlfriend doesn't find out, boyfriend gets laid, their relationship works because both are happy - where's the problem? She can't be hurt if she doesn't find out.. Loads of relationships are based on the woman knowing that he loves her, even if he's not faithful. Geez, people are so demanding! Not idea but so long as it's not in her face.

Goshhh, women these days think they're more special than they are. Too much self esteem. If OP wants to cheat, she's obviously not doing enough for him. I honestly think monogamy is overrated.

I doubt you'll have it in the few seconds it takes to pay cash up-front.

Escorts are like pornography on steroids. If you spend a lot of money and choose well, you will be able to have sex with (although not get any companionship or love from) some girls who are frankly on fire, and very good at what they do, and may well fulfil all your carnal lusts. Just like young lads now that have learned all their expectations of sex from internet pornography.

The problem you may then have is that your expectation of sex may become completely skewed, and you might end up paying for sex continually, ad infinitum.

You may also become very poor.

On balance, I would recommend that you choose either her, or the paid sex. Not both. That's kind of self-indulgent.

You're gf must be pretty ugly for you to do this. Or you're just a fool.

I would prefer having sex with randomers and chasing girls, this is what I miss the most, I would just be worried about it getting back to my girlfriend, that's why I'm considering escorts

Girls aren't the most stable of creatures, chances are if I started seeing someone on the side for sex she might get annoyed and tell my gf and that would be 2 years down the drain

One idea I had was to only cheat with girls who are also in relationships, that way they would have something to lose as well and keep their mouths shut


Porn on steroids sounds like heaven tbh, I already have companionship and love in my life

Thanks for your advice, I know its self indulgent but that's the way it is sometimes

As if you're PLANNING on cheating on your girlfriends... Break up ffs...

I want advice on how to not get caught and to query whether using prostitutes is the only full proof method, if this simple request is incomprehensible to you than I'd advise you to go plaster yourself elsewhere

I do however own up to your accusation of being a cad, though I do prefer the term venusian artist myself

You clearly do not know what that term means then.

Your whole thread = best way to pick up women? or shall i pay for it?
That term = someone who is very good at picking up women.

If you were at all 'good' at doing it, you wouldnt even contemplate making this thread, let alone thinking about paying for it.

Sorry to burst ya bubble

Erm at no point have I asked for advice on how to pick up women in this thread, I shall state it again, I want advice on how to not get caught

I am contemplating paying for it, as it may be the only method available for it not to get back to my gf, I dunno what part of this is so hard for you lot to grasp

Sleep with whores or have a girlfriend. Don't do both. Nuff said.

Lol at the fact your insulting other men for thinking against your ways.

Yet your too much of a pussy to go out with the risk of getting caught.

You complain monogamy is not your way, that all men should want to 'cheat'.
All men do want want to cheat, men want multiple sexual partners. With this they, and the women, know what is happening. Men, throughout history, have not wanted to cheat on their partners. That is a wrong interpretation, they have just wantged many sexual partners, if they are single or not.

Thus, if you want to live true to your 'multiple sexual partner' method, you would man up, stop being such a pussy wimp and tell her about it.

If you don't tell her about it, your essentially some cheating ass hole, not someone living up to the old fashioned ways.

That's fine with me, I'm not trying to claim moral high ground here, all I want is more sexual partners while maintaining my relationship, whatever the morality police have to say about that

And yes I'm too much of a "pussy", to take risks and get caught, because, who the **** wants to be caught? I've had to deal with crazy before

Crazy isn't fun...

for every beautiful woman there is a man that is tired of ****ing her