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Why not measure the circumference of her bosom?

Then measure the volume of her juices?

Whilst you are at it, also measure the length of your...

Mathematics in action, I say - nothing wrong with that. :teehee:

Reply 41

Sovr'gnChancellor£

Original post by Simplicity

Hey OP ask her to solve this

\int_{10} ^{13} 2x dx

That is easy.

Ah, "latex"...

Reply 42

Anonymous #1

As much as I would love to do all those things to her, she's married AND I'm her student! :tongue:

Any real advice?

Keep the maths jokes coming though, they're pretty good :biggrin:

Reply 43

Sara_No_H!

Original post by Anonymous

As much as I would love to do all those things to her, she's married AND I'm her student! :tongue:

Any real advice?

Keep the maths jokes coming though, they're pretty good :biggrin:

Why don't you just ask her if she could get into trouble? She may not have thought about it properly when she suggested it to you :smile:

Reply 44

The_Lonely_Goatherd

Original post by Anonymous

As much as I would love to do all those things to her, she's married AND I'm her student! :tongue:

Any real advice?

Keep the maths jokes coming though, they're pretty good :biggrin:

One would hope she wouldn't be daft enough to do this if it would potentially get her into trouble but it does sound quite iffy. I'm not sure your school would be that happy if they found at.

Are there any school handbooks you can check out that advise about the in loco parentis or student-teacher relationships? :dontknow:

If you're concerned, you could probs ask her as a light-hearted, jokey question :yes:

Reply 45

S_123

Hmmm...if it was me and it was my male Geography teacher I would probably go because I'd want the grade and I know he wouldn't try anything. If he did I'd be out of there quick! Maybe ask her? It might not have come into her mind that it might be a bit off you going to her house. If you ask if it's allowed she might realise and suggest some place else :smile:

Reply 46

IAmMclovin

Original post by Simplicity

Hey OP ask her to solve this

\int_{10} ^{13} 2x dx

69, i see what you did there! :ahee:

Reply 47

Peachykeen09

why did i just think it said you were going to a beacher's house :lolwut:

Reply 48

S_123

Original post by AreYouDizzeeBlud_x

She wants you to treat her like your homework

slam her on the table and do her all night long.

Aw damn I can't +1 because I've repped you before apparently :frown:

Love this!

Reply 49

AreYouDizzeeBlud_x

Original post by S_123

Aw damn I can't +1 because I've repped you before apparently :frown:

Love this!

Its okay

Its the thought that counts.

I'm not bothered by reputation anyway but thank you! x

Reply 50

lola1993

These comments are making my LOL. She's offering to give up her time to help the OP achieve their grades... I don't see anything weird in that - although I go to quite a relaxed school :tongue:

Believe it or not, some teachers actually want to help their pupils and not have sex with them!! :smile:

Reply 51

swahmad

Original post by Salazar

Bring a condom just in case

With the amount of rep you just got and seeing as how you're a junior member, you must be like :teeth:

OP, if she's offering tuition for free, take it and be sensible :smile:

Reply 52

Implo

Nothing bad can come out of it really lol. Though really bring a condom this could be nights to remember :wink:

Reply 53

Anonymous #3

Is this you also?
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1587198

A bit of nonsense, I detect.

Reply 54

Picnic1

Some of these comments are uncalled for.

That said, first you need to form a circumference around her black hole. Then you need to make an obtuse angle with her legs and paste your column across her spread sheet. Once you've deposited your cells you need to compress her pie charts.

Reply 55

7he5haman

I doubt she'd get in trouble. You're entering her house of your own free will and I hate to burst your bubble, but I highly doubt anything will happen. She's married afterall, and I'm assuming she's a good person. Furthermore, she wouldn't be stupid enough to have sex with you at ~6pm - just when hubby returns from work. (Assuming he works.)

(If something did happen, then I suppose she would get into a bit of trouble with her seniors at your college. Oh and with her husband. But that's assuming word gets out.)

Be grateful that she's offering up some of her free time to help you get into your firm choice university and, when you're with her, try to focus on the maths...