GIRLS: Describe your LEAST ideal guy
Starting one of my threads again! 
I think this one is straight forward just this time. It can be looks or personality your call. So today ladies and gentlemen I met the most horrible male ever. It was horrific. Everyone was scared of him even our fifty something supervisor. he was a bit under average in looks but his personality and the way he behaved was out of order. Didnt mix well....
in the space of 1hr
He picked his nose with a long nail pinky nail (WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?!?!) and then GOBBLED IT UP LIKE A TURKEY
He refused to do any work preferring to stare and freak everyone out
He touched one of my pencils inappropriately by pretending to give it a hand job with his crusty bogey arse fingers!
He kept doing a shimmy dance whenever he thought he said something funny
I am never going to complain about men ever again after today
I think this one is straight forward just this time. It can be looks or personality your call. So today ladies and gentlemen I met the most horrible male ever. It was horrific. Everyone was scared of him even our fifty something supervisor. he was a bit under average in looks but his personality and the way he behaved was out of order. Didnt mix well....in the space of 1hr
He picked his nose with a long nail pinky nail (WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?!?!) and then GOBBLED IT UP LIKE A TURKEY
He refused to do any work preferring to stare and freak everyone out
He touched one of my pencils inappropriately by pretending to give it a hand job with his crusty bogey arse fingers!
He kept doing a shimmy dance whenever he thought he said something funny
I am never going to complain about men ever again after today
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He doesn't sound scary at all, just a bit of a misguided loser
Original post by Miu-Miu
GOBBLED IT UP LIKE A TURKEY
in answer to the question, the man you just described
Original post by Miu-Miu
Starting one of my threads again! I think this one is straight forward just this time. It can be looks or personality your call. So today ladies and gentlemen I met the most horrible male ever. It was horrific. Everyone was scared of him even our fifty something supervisor. he was a bit under average in looks but his personality and the way he behaved was out of order. Didnt mix well....
in the space of 1hr
He picked his nose with a long nail pinky nail (WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?!?!) and then GOBBLED IT UP LIKE A TURKEY
He refused to do any work preferring to stare and freak everyone out
He touched one of my pencils inappropriately by pretending to give it a hand job with his crusty bogey arse fingers!
He kept doing a shimmy dance whenever he thought he said something funny
I am never going to complain about men ever again after today
I think this one is straight forward just this time. It can be looks or personality your call. So today ladies and gentlemen I met the most horrible male ever. It was horrific. Everyone was scared of him even our fifty something supervisor. he was a bit under average in looks but his personality and the way he behaved was out of order. Didnt mix well....in the space of 1hr
He picked his nose with a long nail pinky nail (WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?!?!) and then GOBBLED IT UP LIKE A TURKEY
He refused to do any work preferring to stare and freak everyone out
He touched one of my pencils inappropriately by pretending to give it a hand job with his crusty bogey arse fingers!
He kept doing a shimmy dance whenever he thought he said something funny
I am never going to complain about men ever again after today
I think this is my favourite-ever sentence on TSR. "He touched one of my pencils inappropriately"
Love it!
what is a shimmy dance? sounds funny
Original post by Miu-Miu
Starting one of my threads again! I think this one is straight forward just this time. It can be looks or personality your call. So today ladies and gentlemen I met the most horrible male ever. It was horrific. Everyone was scared of him even our fifty something supervisor. he was a bit under average in looks but his personality and the way he behaved was out of order. Didnt mix well....
in the space of 1hr
He picked his nose with a long nail pinky nail (WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?!?!) and then GOBBLED IT UP LIKE A TURKEY
He refused to do any work preferring to stare and freak everyone out
He touched one of my pencils inappropriately by pretending to give it a hand job with his crusty bogey arse fingers!
He kept doing a shimmy dance whenever he thought he said something funny
I think this one is straight forward just this time. It can be looks or personality your call. So today ladies and gentlemen I met the most horrible male ever. It was horrific. Everyone was scared of him even our fifty something supervisor. he was a bit under average in looks but his personality and the way he behaved was out of order. Didnt mix well....in the space of 1hr
He picked his nose with a long nail pinky nail (WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?!?!) and then GOBBLED IT UP LIKE A TURKEY
He refused to do any work preferring to stare and freak everyone out
He touched one of my pencils inappropriately by pretending to give it a hand job with his crusty bogey arse fingers!
He kept doing a shimmy dance whenever he thought he said something funny
Why do people grow their pinky nail out!! It freaks me out so much.
But yes, I hope to never meet this man in question
You work in a library?
He sounds like......... good entertainment?
Yes, no matter how someone looks, disgusting habits and pervertedness are ALWAYS a turn off...
Yes, no matter how someone looks, disgusting habits and pervertedness are ALWAYS a turn off...
Original post by abc101
I think this is my favourite-ever sentence on TSR. "He touched one of my pencils inappropriately" Love it!
Love it!I have to say I also like "and then GOBBLED IT UP LIKE A TURKEY".
The best sentence ever could be "He touched one of my pencils inappropriately and then GOBBLED IT UP LIKE A TURKEY"
My least ideal guy?
A straight one.
A straight one.
Well i dont think you can get a worse guy then you already described lol
but what would be worse is a "player" and who cheates on girls and uses them etc ...urghh i cant stand men like that ..in other words ugly personality..looks doesnt matter too much for me as long as he is at least 6 ft, NOT skinny can be alittle chubby or average, tanned and dark hair ...has to be my race (mediterranean men) lol
.gosh ...anyways
but what would be worse is a "player" and who cheates on girls and uses them etc ...urghh i cant stand men like that ..in other words ugly personality..looks doesnt matter too much for me as long as he is at least 6 ft, NOT skinny can be alittle chubby or average, tanned and dark hair ...has to be my race (mediterranean men) lol
.gosh ...anyways
Original post by Miu-Miu
Starting one of my threads again! I think this one is straight forward just this time. It can be looks or personality your call. So today ladies and gentlemen I met the most horrible male ever. It was horrific. Everyone was scared of him even our fifty something supervisor. he was a bit under average in looks but his personality and the way he behaved was out of order. Didnt mix well....
in the space of 1hr
He picked his nose with a long nail pinky nail (WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?!?!) and then GOBBLED IT UP LIKE A TURKEY
He refused to do any work preferring to stare and freak everyone out
He touched one of my pencils inappropriately by pretending to give it a hand job with his crusty bogey arse fingers!
He kept doing a shimmy dance whenever he thought he said something funny
I am never going to complain about men ever again after today
I think this one is straight forward just this time. It can be looks or personality your call. So today ladies and gentlemen I met the most horrible male ever. It was horrific. Everyone was scared of him even our fifty something supervisor. he was a bit under average in looks but his personality and the way he behaved was out of order. Didnt mix well....in the space of 1hr
He picked his nose with a long nail pinky nail (WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?!?!) and then GOBBLED IT UP LIKE A TURKEY
He refused to do any work preferring to stare and freak everyone out
He touched one of my pencils inappropriately by pretending to give it a hand job with his crusty bogey arse fingers!
He kept doing a shimmy dance whenever he thought he said something funny
I am never going to complain about men ever again after today
hahahaha how old was he?
Original post by Benammieh
Un ambitious men or boys are a big turn off!
What would you say unambitious is though?
I want to join the army. That's my ambition, though others seem to think it is 'unambitious'?
racist, sexist, homophobic, ugly, dumb, unhygienic, no manners, doesn't socialise (wouldn't work since i am anti-social),rude, no sense of humour, fat, creepy, paedo, violent, closed-minded, no ambition,lazy...
2 or more from this list would be pretty 'unideal'.
2 or more from this list would be pretty 'unideal'.
He sounds like a geezer to me.
I used to know a guy who was incredibly dirty, his hands and face were caked in dirt. One time he actually retrieved, mid-conversation, a slice of cheese that he had been harbouring in his pocket. It was completely melted, in no sort of wrapper, so it was really just like a handful of cheese scooped from the depths of his pockets. I actually gagged. He ain't getting near my panties any time soon.
Also arrogance disgusts me in a man. The boy above wasn't that arrogant, so I could at least talk to him, nice enough guy, just unbelievably poor hygiene. He also used to just glare at girls' boobs.
Also arrogance disgusts me in a man. The boy above wasn't that arrogant, so I could at least talk to him, nice enough guy, just unbelievably poor hygiene. He also used to just glare at girls' boobs.
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