GIRLS: Describe your LEAST ideal guy

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Reply 40

Go Away

WAIT, is the pencil alright????

Reply 41

The Cornerstone

Original post by Salazar

I have to say I also like "and then GOBBLED IT UP LIKE A TURKEY".

The best sentence ever could be "He touched one of my pencils inappropriately and then GOBBLED IT UP LIKE A TURKEY"

Definitely the best :rofl2:

Reply 42

TwoZootsPlz

Original post by darkxangel

racist, sexist, homophobic, ugly, dumb, unhygienic, no manners, doesn't socialise (wouldn't work since i am anti-social),rude, no sense of humour, fat, creepy, paedo, violent, closed-minded, no ambition,lazy...
2 or more from this list would be pretty 'unideal'. :biggrin:

It would be hard to find someone like that :O

Reply 43

Ultimate_Geek

Fat, ugly, no self-confidence and a distinct lack of tweed :hmmm:

Reply 44

darkxangel

Original post by TwoZootsPlz

It would be hard to find someone like that :O

Thankfully... :colondollar:

(edited 13 years ago)

Christian Bale.

Some chavvy dude who is obsessed with drinking and talks like a retard.

Reply 47

emiliee21

Original post by Ultimate_Geek

Fat, ugly, no self-confidence and a distinct lack of tweed :hmmm:

I KNOW HIM
hahaa
he failed fat camp

Reply 48

Uzzy?

He sounds funny :lol:

although I wouldn't like to work with someone like him :lolwut:

But still GOBBLED IT UP LIKE A TURKEY :rofl:

Reply 49

alharrison4

Characteristics my nightmare guy might have:
- Thuggish
- Immature
- Sexist
- Homophobic
- Racist
- Ignorant
- Arrogant
- Crude
- Thoughtless
- Unhygenic
- Creepy

Reply 50

Comeheretellme

I hate guys who are extremely lazy, cannot hold intellectually stimulating conversations, do not have a clue about being witty. I also hate dirty fingernails, even if he's an 'outdoor-sy' guy its no excuse!

Reply 51

NOBODY MOVE!

every male i have ever given negative rep to since the date i signed up to the student room.

Reply 52

S_123

Ugly
Bad teeth
Bad general hygeine (including smelling and bad hair)
Obese
Misogynistic
Racist
Sexist
Homophobic
Disgusting
Lazy
Not funny
Unable to hold a conversation
Very religious or atheistic
Arrogant
Self-righteous
Overly proud
Not intelligent
No manners
Angry
Violent
Superiority complex
Lack of ambition
Closed minded
Doesn't like the outdoors

And the most important:
Hates Harry Potter - a man who hasn't read or seen the HP stands no chance with me :plz2:

Reply 53

omadeli

Oh snap!, reading summa these posts I kinda feel sorry for some of ya'll! bad times for you guys! :P

Reply 54

Cheesecakefactory

I bite my nails when I'm nervous.

is that considered 'disgusting' by you lot?

Reply 55

Casshern1456

Hmm this thread makes me feel pretty good about myself cos I don't possess any of those unattractive traits :smile:

well i think anyway.

Reply 56

FormerlyFrisbeeFan

Well, if I was single...arrogance would be a huge, huge turn-off, as would sexism, racism, violence and closed-mindedness. The sort of guy who likes to make fun of others in a cruel way just to make themselves feel better. Cockiness that is borne out of insecurity is the worst. Show-offs, guys who are happy to lie around scrounging benefits with no intention of ever working, guys who would make fun of or be dismissive of my interests and hobbies, hardcore gamers who literally spend every hour of the day playing games, never see the light of day or enjoy any sort of exercise. Obviously bad hygiene, criminal tendencies and infidelity would be on the list as well.

(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 57

Miu-Miu

Original post by Cheesecakefactory

I bite my nails when I'm nervous.

is that considered 'disgusting' by you lot?

No! It would only be really icky if you started biting other people's nails.........maybe not even then :sexface:

For those who asked btw

It was in lab not a library
He is 20
A shimmy is a shoulder wiggle dance.....like Will Smith in Miami only more awkward and white

(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 58

AreYouDizzeeBlud_x

Original post by darkxangel

racist - pass - 100% not racist

sexist - pass - I believe in total equality

homophobic - pass - don't mind

ugly - so so - depends on the other person

dumb - pass - im clever - going to uni - have helped run a business etc..

unhygienic - pass - clean freak - hates dirty people

no manners - pass - always polite and rarely swear - only when really angry

doesn't socialise (wouldn't work since i am anti-social) - pass

rude - pass - i hate rude people

no sense of humour - pass - been told im funny, always up for a laugh

fat - fail - but doing something about it

creepy - pass - im a normal lad

paedo - pass - I hate Gary Glitter and priests

violent - pass - definitely not - rather sort things out in a civilised manner

closed-minded - pass - willing to accept others points

no ambition - pass - want to eventually do a PhD and move to the US to set up my own business

lazy - pass - definitely not lazy

2 or more from this list would be pretty 'unideal'. :biggrin: