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What makes a good arse on a male: post your thoughts.

Title says it all.

Women and gays only please.

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Reply 1
As a straight guy, I like my arse because it works. Not too wide, so nothing falls out when I don't want it to, not too narrow, so it's not painful squeezing one out.

Can't go wrong when you have a normally functioning arse.
Reply 2
a small one :]
One that's nice to smack
Even though my boyfriend hates it when I do that... It's fun though.
Reply 4
smallish but tight and firm perky butt cheeks
Yum.
Not completely flat.
Squeezable and peachy, firm.

:pierre:
I have a bum like a girl :colonhash:
Reply 7
not hairy! :argh:
Juuust peachy :smile:
Reply 9
Original post by ArcadiaHouse
Squeezable and peachy, firm.

:pierre:



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Original post by JayTeeKay
As a straight guy
Good to see people reading the OP so thoroughly
Just for the lulz, I present to you...


...the boy with an arse for a face:
I can't really describe it, you just know one when you see one.
Reply 13
Original post by jumpingjesusholycow

Original post by jumpingjesusholycow
Just for the lulz, I present to you...


...the boy with an arse for a face:


I have stuck your name on a note on my desktop, you will be having some rep from me good sir!


This.


Et voila.
Reply 16
I will go against the normal response as I love my boyfriend's big bum!

It's so big and round and a proper handful :wink:

Omnomnom.
Reply 17
Oh my gawwwd! :eek: It's like a girl's but...better. I don't know whether I love it or hate it :p:
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Original post by JCC-MGS
Good to see people reading the OP so thoroughly


I did read thoroughly, but I posted anyway, because that's how I roll.

Also, the thread was going slow. It was the least I could do really.
Reply 19
Firm.

I've only ever seen the 'perfect' ass on a man once. I was in central London and a guy walked past with the tighest ass I'd ever seen, me and my friends were in sitting in a car and saw him walking from behind. We were all like :hitit:

Then he met up with another man on a corner and kissed him.

Typical, why do gay men get all the fit ones?

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