Am I a fetishist?
I just need to know if you guys could agree with me or if I have a medical disorder. 
It all started back in 2008 when I first came to the UK. First year international students me and my friend were just coming back home from the library after a long study night. We found a few windows of our house were broken with rocks and a brick. We've just moved in this house the same week, so a warm welcome I guess but never mind we didn't take it very personal. So we call the police and in about half an hour after sitting outside the house there they are - 2 smoking hot blond policewomen! They let us in and we started talking and investigating the situation. One of them was really really hot, wearing one of those dirty looking glasses talking real slow with a warm voice. I felt like this was the beginning of a porn scene or at least I wished so. (It's good to mention here that in the country where I come from you can hardly find any policewomen and I've seen just a few in my life.) So after dirty policewomen have left the house we found out they had forgotten to take the brick but I guess we can forgive them.. they're women and they're blond.
Next morning I got out of the bed, took a shower and had a look through the partly broken window, and what do I see in the garden? Yes, that's right a woman in a uniform leaning forward, searching for something on the ground and displaying ? full-size slutty tattoo on her waist! I was like ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Turned out she was sent to do some more thorough investigation. I guess that's when it all began, maybe it was the first impression that really got me I don't know but I still have that feeling about British policewomen.
I thought I had already gotten over it it until last night. I was getting back to my place and I saw a police van and several officers near the place where I live so I freezed for a moment, trying to figure out what's going on and if I am somehow involved in this etc. One young policewoman noticed me and kindly came to ask if I'm all right.
Yes, but what happened here? - I said.
I am sorry I can not tell you. - she answered... and then started asking me personal questions, not in a professional manner like doing an interrogation but in a much more familiar way and she was having a little smile all the time. We were talking about my country, how she's been there on a holiday, where I have been, where else she'd like to go... bla-bla-bla stuff like that and I think we were chatting for at least 15 minutes outside and it felt wonderful!
Well, this can never happen in my home country, it's not just that there aren't many policewomen but even if there were they wouldn't have been the same. The strangest thing happened, I was thinking about her for the next one or two hours after (omg it even sounds weird to say it) but normally this NEVER happens to me, I mean I am not that kind of guy - melting, sensitive, or whatever you want to call it (sry my dictionary is a bit limited). Then I realized I could have asked for her phone number, damn that would have been nice I thought and damn I felt stupid at that moment.
Okay that went too far, bottom line - British Policewomen are hot!
It all started back in 2008 when I first came to the UK. First year international students me and my friend were just coming back home from the library after a long study night. We found a few windows of our house were broken with rocks and a brick. We've just moved in this house the same week, so a warm welcome I guess but never mind we didn't take it very personal. So we call the police and in about half an hour after sitting outside the house there they are - 2 smoking hot blond policewomen! They let us in and we started talking and investigating the situation. One of them was really really hot, wearing one of those dirty looking glasses talking real slow with a warm voice. I felt like this was the beginning of a porn scene or at least I wished so. (It's good to mention here that in the country where I come from you can hardly find any policewomen and I've seen just a few in my life.) So after dirty policewomen have left the house we found out they had forgotten to take the brick but I guess we can forgive them.. they're women and they're blond.
Next morning I got out of the bed, took a shower and had a look through the partly broken window, and what do I see in the garden? Yes, that's right a woman in a uniform leaning forward, searching for something on the ground and displaying ? full-size slutty tattoo on her waist! I was like
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Turned out she was sent to do some more thorough investigation. I guess that's when it all began, maybe it was the first impression that really got me I don't know but I still have that feeling about British policewomen. I thought I had already gotten over it it until last night. I was getting back to my place and I saw a police van and several officers near the place where I live so I freezed for a moment, trying to figure out what's going on and if I am somehow involved in this etc. One young policewoman noticed me and kindly came to ask if I'm all right.
Yes, but what happened here? - I said.
I am sorry I can not tell you. - she answered... and then started asking me personal questions, not in a professional manner like doing an interrogation but in a much more familiar way and she was having a little smile all the time. We were talking about my country, how she's been there on a holiday, where I have been, where else she'd like to go... bla-bla-bla stuff like that and I think we were chatting for at least 15 minutes outside and it felt wonderful!
Well, this can never happen in my home country, it's not just that there aren't many policewomen but even if there were they wouldn't have been the same. The strangest thing happened, I was thinking about her for the next one or two hours after (omg it even sounds weird to say it) but normally this NEVER happens to me, I mean I am not that kind of guy - melting, sensitive, or whatever you want to call it (sry my dictionary is a bit limited). Then I realized I could have asked for her phone number, damn that would have been nice I thought and damn I felt stupid at that moment.
Okay that went too far, bottom line - British Policewomen are hot!
I agree with that last idea...
Original post by Plextor
So after dirty policewomen have left the house we found out they had forgotten to take the brick but I guess we can forgive them.. they're women and they're blond.
You sound like a lovely chap.
Original post by Dogatonic
You sound like a lovely chap.
Thanks, and you do look like a lovely gal if that's you in the picture
Original post by Plextor
Thanks, and you do look like a lovely gal if that's you in the picture
Original post by DH-Biker
I read 'fetishist' really quickly and read, 'Fetish for ****s' -
Well, whatever makes you happy ...
Original post by DH-Biker
Still, you strike me as a bit of a fool. Not a fetishist.
Definitely strange people in this forum, not the kind of Brits I know, not even a glance of sense of humour here.
Original post by Aurora.
Not even a glance ...
I think you're rather sweet actually, so long as you don't actually think blondes are stupid...
Original post by Plextor
Definitely strange people in this forum, not the kind of Brits I know, not even a glance of sense of humour here.
There's a difference between having no sense of humour and not finding you funny. Just a thought.
You do realise policewomen are just normal people who have trained and put on a uniform? They aren't some kind of special species...
She was on duty while she was chatting to you and being friendly, you weren't a suspect or anything so why should she interrogate you? AGAIN they are just normal people who like to have a chat!!!!!
Definitely a good idea you did not ask for her number because she would not have given it to you. She was on duty...
Even so doesn't sound like you have a fetish, just found a couple of women attractive.
She was on duty while she was chatting to you and being friendly, you weren't a suspect or anything so why should she interrogate you? AGAIN they are just normal people who like to have a chat!!!!!
Definitely a good idea you did not ask for her number because she would not have given it to you. She was on duty...
Even so doesn't sound like you have a fetish, just found a couple of women attractive.
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