snapped my banjo whilst playing GTA

Reply 20

Victor-PP

15

You masturbate off GTA? I think you have issues, mate.

Reply 21

didgeridoo12uk

16

Original post by mevidek

well yeah, I know that banjo but what is his Banjo?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum_of_prepuce_of_penis

Reply 22

mevidek

16

Original post by didgeridoo12uk

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum_of_prepuce_of_penis

ahh the frenulum, that must be painful...

Reply 23

didgeridoo12uk

16

Original post by mevidek

ahh the frenulum, that must be painful...

everyone says that, but i got mine pierced a few years back and i must say it was the least painful piercing i've ever had :/

Reply 24

Ultimate_Geek

15

I used to have a banjo. My Dad sold it :ashamed2:

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Edit: Oh :teehee:

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Reply 25

rooney1000

Original post by Alpharius

I love trolls...

And I hate people like you who can't take a joke and label anyone who tries to be different / funny as a "troll"

Reply 26

AP1989

11

*Creak* *Creak*

(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 27

maton_91

6

I bet you were shagging the disk really seeing as your cock is that small...

Reply 28

mevidek

16

Original post by didgeridoo12uk

everyone says that, but i got mine pierced a few years back and i must say it was the least painful piercing i've ever had :/

that's disgusting...

He must have been choking that bishop REAL hard...

Reply 29

philbphil

be thankful mate, yours wasnt as bad as mine. My second ever girl was giving me head, she had braces, banjo got caught, she pulled away, more like getting it ripped off than a snap, blood everywhere, some of my foreskin caught in her braces, couldn't masturbate for two months = worst snapping of banjo ever.

but i ran into the bathroom and washed it in the shower then put cotton wool over it then put a condom on to hold the cotton wool in place.

Reply 30

rooney1000

Original post by setna91

just wondering what I should do. I snapped my banjo last night as I was masturbating off GTA when CJ was with a prostitute, it really hurts and I think it's infected. what should I do?

how is your banjo now mate?

Reply 31

rooney1000

Original post by philbphil

be thankful mate, yours wasnt as bad as mine. My second ever girl was giving me head, she had braces, banjo got caught, she pulled away, more like getting it ripped off than a snap, blood everywhere, some of my foreskin caught in her braces, couldn't masturbate for two months = worst snapping of banjo ever.

but i ran into the bathroom and washed it in the shower then put cotton wool over it then put a condom on to hold the cotton wool in place.