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how often do you take a dump

i'm just curious cause me and my friend had this hour long argument on this subject. he says he sh;ts 3 times a day, whereas with me its more like once every 2-3 days lol. my record is 6 days, but i was really young and i hated the idea of having to sh;t inside a hole on the floor (on holiday to my home country algeria).

anyway, does anyone here sh;t more than once a day? i can accept once a day, but anything more is just overkill, a waste of time and ****ed up. you probably think i'm a troll, but i'm not. these are true stories, and yes i want to hear about other peoples sh;tting routine - who cares?

EDIT: one advantage of sh;tting once every 2-3 days is that all the junk will eventually build up into one rock-hard lump (= no annoying 15 minutes of whiping). having said this, you still get a nice amount of thinking time.

Don't dupe threads.

Original post by marcusmerehay

Don't dupe threads.

such an unnecessary comment.

Reply 3

marcusmerehay

Original post by lean bean

such an unnecessary comment.

And this thread is? :toofunny:

Reply 4

Cities

3 times a day? He is a fiend, I wouldn't want to share a toilet with him

Reply 5

VeniViciVidi

Original post by lean bean

such an unnecessary comment.

Such an unnecessary thread.

Reply 6

lean bean

Original post by n1r4v

3 times a day? Your friend is a fiend, I wouldn't want to share a toilet with him

sup man, you probably know who this is.

he takes a sh;t before college, after lunch, and before bed. jesus christ.

Reply 7

lean bean

Original post by VeniViciVidi

Such an unnecessary thread.

then stop crying and go stalk someone else's thread.

Reply 8

HARRY PUTAH

Original post by lean bean

i'.

When I took a dump on your face the Japanese quake happened.

Reply 9

munn

typically once a day - after the first meal of the day (not always breakfast time)
and it takes me 2-3 minutes
don't understand this need to stop anyone else being able to use the toilet for half an hour whenever you need a dump