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Ask a guy who just smashed his roommates girlfriend anything

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Reply 20
Have you posted this on the misc complete with pics?
Reply 21
Original post by Drumzilla
everyone stand back!

Inspector Poirot has arrived


Well aren't you a funny one.
Reply 22
Original post by TimesChanging
South America, or north america? with a reason.


North America. It includes a more diverse range of people and technically includes mexico which has all the beaches and hoes that the south does too.
Original post by FailWhale
well since you said best i'm gonna assume you mean quality in which case you need to go drive to somewhere not full of fat townies (try london or the south, maybe brighton).


are the girls all chavs in manchester.
that's no good.
Reply 24
Original post by aeterno
Well aren't you a funny one.


cool your jets, i'm just messing :biggrin:
Which is more painful? A kick to the balls? Or birth?
Reply 26
Original post by Drumzilla
cool your jets, i'm just messing :biggrin:


I don't recall getting worked up over what you said :p:
Original post by TimesChanging

Original post by TimesChanging
Which is more painful? A kick to the balls? Or birth?


I can answer that - birth. Birth is like getting kicked in the balls repeatedly for several hours.
Reply 28
Original post by aeterno
I don't recall getting worked up over what you said :p:


ahh good

Original post by Drumzilla
ahh good



Sorry to be 'Capt. Pedantic' (:awesome:), but technically that's Sherlock Holmes, not Inspector Poirot :fyi:
Reply 30
where is Gadhafi ????
Was she fit?
Reply 32
Original post by Evangelica
I can answer that - birth. Birth is like getting kicked in the balls repeatedly for several hours.


Wrong.

This can be settled simply. Women after child brith, often want to and go on to have another child.

After being kicked in the balls, no man wants it to happen again.

Question resolved.
Reply 33
Fair.
Am I the only one who read the title and took 'smashed' to mean 'beat up'?
Reply 35
You Smashed her? What was she made of? Porcelain?

Edit: Wow, negged for a joke - I need to find a better audience :wink:
(edited 13 years ago)
Reply 36
What's the deal with the Bermuda Triangle?
Reply 37
Why?
Reply 38
has your mum recovered from our butt****ing session last night? Can she sit or lie on her back yet?
Original post by Steevee
Wrong.

This can be settled simply. Women after child brith, often want to and go on to have another child.

After being kicked in the balls, no man wants it to happen again.

Question resolved.


Actually, women want another CHILD not to go through hours of pain again.

The hours of pain endured through labour is worth it in the end, but does not make it any less painful.

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