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Do your flatmates know you masturbate? Do you know if they do?

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Original post by chrislpp
What if you want to hear her screaming while he beats the crap out of her in the porn.


what porn do you watch? :lolwut:
I don't have flatmates but if I did and they were guys, I'm sure I'd know anyway, even if they didn't discuss it
Original post by KJane
Unlike my stereo, I don't have volume control. :smug:


Girls like that annoy my neighbours :colone:
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Reply 24
Original post by sil3nt_cha0s
but what if you want to hear all the grunts and moans and skin-on-skin contact in the porn? :ashamed2:


Ahh, I understand the problem if your using your laptop for music and porn, in which case you could try playing some death metal and saying the grunts and groans is an addition for a new remix. :dontknow:

If you're like me and have a seperate stereo then you whip out the headphones. :wink:
Reply 25
Constant joke in our house that the boys always masturbate. No ones heard/walked in though. With the girls. goes unmentioned. Pretty sure they do, everyone does it!
Reply 26
I'm not even at university yet. I've not as of yet met the people I will be living with. But I am 99% sure that whoever they are they probably will do it.
Reply 27
Original post by GdotL
You're a heck of a(n) hoot, aren't you?


im not being funny im being serious, people take masturbation too seriously. nothing wrong with talking freely about it with close friends.
Reply 28
Original post by KJane
Isn't that whats loud music for? For playing over the noise of you masturbating?


people make noise when jerking off? Maybe I'm used to being stealthy it's become the norm :lol:
Reply 29
Original post by Nick Longjohnson
Girls like that annoy my neighbours :colone:


Oh, mine complain - regularly. :wink:
Reply 30
Original post by im so academic
Don't male flatmates openly play masturbation games anyways? :dontknow:


maybe in oxbridge, but not in any normal uni's im fairly certain.
Reply 31
jizz on the bicuit... jus' sayin
everyone masturbates, you just don't talk about it, i wouldn't go up to someone and be like 'so, had a brilliant **** last night, how was yours?' not a problem, just like everybody poos
Original post by Alison1992
everyone masturbates, you just don't talk about it, i wouldn't go up to someone and be like 'so, had a brilliant **** last night, how was yours?' not a problem, just like everybody poos


How often do you masturbate, then?
If you have an ensuite you could do it in the shower :sexface:

Or.. you could always do it when they are out :ninja:

Flatmates: "We're all off to get food, you coming?"
You: "Errr, I'll catch you up in a minute"
*door closes*
*FAP FAP FAP*
*door opens*
Flatmates: "Forgot my wallet.. oh dear g.... :lolwut:"

A risk you'll just have to take :colone:
Original post by Raving_Hippy
How often do you masturbate, then?


i don't really at the moment because i'm sleeping with someone so don't need to, however when i was single (or have been single) i might do it every so often, couldn't really put a number on it, you?
Reply 36
Original post by Alison1992
everyone masturbates, you just don't talk about it, i wouldn't go up to someone and be like 'so, had a brilliant **** last night, how was yours?' not a problem, just like everybody poos


dont be silly girls dont poo
Original post by Alison1992
i don't really at the moment because i'm sleeping with someone so don't need to, however when i was single (or have been single) i might do it every so often, couldn't really put a number on it, you?


I need to masturbate once a week, otherwise I get too horny and can't concentrate on anything or I start having wet dreams. I usually have 3 or 4 orgasms during a masturbation session in order to 'clean out the pipes'. I usually masturbate at the weekend so that I'm free to go about my life during the week without getting too horny.
Original post by Raving_Hippy
I need to masturbate once a week, otherwise I get too horny and can't concentrate on anything or I start having wet dreams. I usually have 3 or 4 orgasms during a masturbation session in order to 'clean out the pipes'. I usually masturbate at the weekend so that I'm free to go about my life during the week without getting too horny.


that's quite a lot, though, for a guy, 3/4 orgasms in one go is impressive, you should put that into better use with a woman (or man, if that's your thing)
I just assume they do and I assume they assume I do.

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