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Do your flatmates know you masturbate? Do you know if they do?

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Reply 40
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foxo
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The pubic hairs caked on my keyboard probably gives it away.
Original post by KJane
Oh, mine complain - regularly. :wink:


Enough with the niceties, lets just have sex :awesome:
Reply 42
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KJane
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Original post by Nick Longjohnson
Enough with the niceties, lets just have sex :awesome:


But whose neighbours do we piss off first? Yours? Or mine? :colone:
Original post by Nerd_No_More
As the title says. Do you think your flatmates know you masturbate? And you about them? Would you be embarrassed if they knew? I know I would be


When I was in my student house my best friend and I would watch Sexcetera together then when it finished we would each go to our respective rooms and we both knew exactly what the other was going to do, so she knew, I dunno if anyone else knew or cared. I wasn't embarrassed, it was normal. My best friend knows everything there is to know about me anyway.
Reply 44
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apanayi23
Original post by hippieglitter
When I was in my student house my best friend and I would watch Sexcetera together then when it finished we would each go to our respective rooms and we both knew exactly what the other was going to do, so she knew, I dunno if anyone else knew or cared. I wasn't embarrassed, it was normal. My best friend knows everything there is to know about me anyway.


We have a communal viewing of babestation in my flat lol.

I think it's just one of those things you know happens, you joke aboutm but no one's really bothered.
I once walked in on Palpatine doing it.
We knock before entering, if there is no reply after that first knock we assume it's masturbation time.....


So we go in and join or help, depending on mood of course.
Reply 47
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jonski
We're normally all sat in the living room on watching tv and on our laptops anyway so its pretty obvious when you all of a sudden pick up your laptop dissapear for 15 mins then just randomly return, it would be pretty hard to hide so yeh we just used to talk about it openly, it want uncommon for someone to just randomly start watching porn in the living room half way through a show
TSR is too wierd for me :lolwut:
Reply 49
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Stratos
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Original post by dmz
people make noise when jerking off? Maybe I'm used to being stealthy it's become the norm :lol:


I make less sound than a digital clock ticking.
Reply 50
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hfreaks
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Why the heck you do Masturbating and there is fkk plety of blondes out there with shourt skirt and creamy hamstrings.

Get off from ur box and go to find one .

God made blondes for sex
Original post by im so academic
Don't male flatmates openly play masturbation games anyways? :dontknow:


lolwut?? :confused:
Original post by thecookiemonster

Original post by thecookiemonster
lolwut?? :confused:


You know, like "cum on a biscuit" and that sort of stuff.
Original post by KJane
But whose neighbours do we piss off first? Yours? Or mine? :colone:




I'd say yours, since im not a fan of strange women knowing where i live, but I do have a wide assortment of, ahem, 'tools' at mine...
Reply 54
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apanayi23
Original post by im so academic
You know, like "cum on a biscuit" and that sort of stuff.


lol i think it's called 'soggy biscuit', but no us men dont play that
Original post by apanayi23

Original post by apanayi23
lol i think it's called 'soggy biscuit', but no us men dont play that


Sure you don't. :rolleyes:
Reply 56
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prescilla
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Original post by Ventura7
maybe in oxbridge, but not in any normal uni's im fairly certain.


Now I'll know what to say in Oxbridge interviews when they ask "Why did you apply to Oxbridge". "Well, I heard that people openly play masturbation games here so... It was pretty much the only reason why I applied here." :cool:
Reply 57
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_lynx_
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Original post by chrislpp
Well, we all do it at 7pm around the table when we finish eating so yeah.


:lolwut:

Beats dessert I guess..
Reply 58
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Ventura7
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Original post by prescilla
Now I'll know what to say in Oxbridge interviews when they ask "Why did you apply to Oxbridge". "Well, I heard that people openly play masturbation games here so... It was pretty much the only reason why I applied here." :cool:


haha imagine their faces, send them an email asking if its true?
Original post by im so academic
You know, like "cum on a biscuit" and that sort of stuff.


Sorry but I think you've been watching too many american movies aha! :L

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