Older woman texting me

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Reply 20

Implo

Do it, doesn't sounds like anything bad can happen.

Reply 21

effofex

Do whatever you wish.

You can't really expect us to make the decision for you.

Reply 22

DontJudge

thats ust disgusting,don't share things like this with people.

Reply 23

Silver Arrow

Open her gash, give her a smash, then dash with your cash.

Reply 24

planetearth

Do it anyway, even if you just become friends.

But this story is suspicious (Trollish?). Some older woman "with a kid", "randomnly" started talking to you while you were "shopping" and wants to meet you for some reason?

...

Reply 25

Big Bad Woolf

Do not shout out Mrs Robinson while having sex.

Reply 26

Teveth

Original post by planetearth

Yes, it was rather strange. She was with a couple of friends and we just got talking and went for a drink at a food place in the shopping centre. She wasn't with her kid at the time, though, if that's what you're thinking.

Reply 27

Teveth

Original post by DontJudge

thats ust disgusting,don't share things like this with people.

Lol wut?

Reply 28

username540512

Original post by Arcanine

Errr, cougar.

"Puma: An attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She is a pre-cougar/urban cougar."

Cougars are middle aged.

Reply 29

DontJudge

Original post by Teveth

Lol wut?

seriously, it makes me wnna puke, i dont no why.

i imagine. a lil boy, with an 80 year old.

:frown:

Reply 30

Teveth

Original post by DontJudge

seriously, it makes me wnna puke, i dont no why.

i imagine. a lil boy, with an 80 year old.

:frown:

Yeah, it's not that bad. There's like a 7 year age gap. And I'm not a little boy.

Reply 31

shadow99

Man up and enjoy, you might learn a few tricks !

Reply 32

DontJudge

Original post by Teveth

Yeah, it's not that bad. There's like a 7 year age gap. And I'm not a little boy.

ONLY!!!

omg i would want my guy to be like 3 years older then me.

whose gonna save me if theres a fire in the house.,

instead of you saving her, she'll be saving you and you'd jump into her arms.

cos your a lil boy. :smile:

Reply 33

No Future

Original post by Teveth

Okay, first of all, let me say that I have always had a liking for women older than myself, so when one started to chat me up at random when out shopping I couldn't believe my luck. She gave me her number and I didn't think much of it, but all day she's been texting me and she wants to meet up. What do I do? I'm not very good with women my own age, never mind women in their late 20s with a kid! I assumed she was just having a bit of fun, but apparently not.

Do I need to man up, or shall I run a mile?

Meet up with her and seduce her.

...Or maybe she'll seduce you?

She doesn't sound THAT old, man up and give her a good ****ing.

(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 34

Tom78

Original post by DontJudge

seriously, it makes me wnna puke, i dont no why.

i imagine. a lil boy, with an 80 year old.

:frown:

you suck, boy gon' grab himself a milf!

Reply 35

Dr Pressure

Original post by Teveth

if this is true (something is telling me it isn't true and you are trolling), go for it! tell yourself that every other guy would dream of being in your situation and meet up with her again.

Reply 36

DontJudge

Original post by Tom78

you suck, boy gon' grab himself a milf!

wat the hell is a milf?
weird term...

are you talking about wilf and wilma from the biff and chip book.? :biggrin:

Reply 37

danhirons

Original post by DontJudge

Frigid!

Reply 38

Profesh

Original post by Arcanine

Errr, cougar.

Either way, just be thankful she isn't a hyena.

Reply 39

DontJudge

Original post by danhirons

Frigid!

wats frigid..

why dont i understand anything here.. do you like have a specialist TSR terminology of the lexical and semantic feild. don't you mean

rigid. lol.