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I can answer that - birth. Birth is like getting kicked in the balls repeatedly for several hours.

If the quite conventional (albeit appreciably severe) agony of labour were truly comparable to the uniquely sickening mortal anguish of testicular trauma, I can assure you that the global birth-rate would decline precipitously.

Reply 61

j.emilylala

Original post by Profesh

or not.

Reply 62

TheRealDarthVader

Should I build another Death Star?

Reply 63

kokiri

Original post by Profesh

But most women (who have given birth) probably believe the pain of childbirth to be worth it (since they get the child they wanted from it), so would be more inclined to go through it again... The pain of 'testicular trauma' is pointless, but if it resulted in something as desirable as childbirth does, men might also be more up for going through it again.

But since I've never experienced either, I wouldn't know.

Reply 64

gingerben

im curious as to how i make babies? as your so versed in these ways...teach me!! na dont man i think ur a bit a dik for doin that to your roommate but thats just me

Pick a colour, OP?

YHBT.

Original post by floralia

Have you squeezed a baby out of your penis? Then you are in no place to judge whether women are bluffing.

actually I have

Reply 68

Helpful_Charlie

Original post by floralia

Have you squeezed a baby out of your penis? Then you are in no place to judge whether women are bluffing.

It's equivalent to pushing a battery out of the penis, not a baby :wink:

Reply 69

Helpful_Charlie

Original post by gingerben

im curious as to how i make babies? as your so versed in these ways...teach me!! na dont man i think ur a bit a dik for doin that to your roommate but thats just me

How insensitive are you? It was his TOOTHBRUSH (retail value ~£5) that fell on the floor.

Seriously though, it's the girl who is at fault for letting him have his way.

Reply 70

floralia

Original post by Helpful_Charlie

It's equivalent to pushing a battery out of the penis, not a baby :wink:

Please don't tell me you've squeezed a battery out of your penis?

Original post by colin4president

actually I have

Oh ok. I take it back then.

(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 71

gingerben

Original post by Helpful_Charlie

How insensitive are you? It was his TOOTHBRUSH (retail value ~£5) that fell on the floor.

Seriously though, it's the girl who is at fault for letting him have his way.

so he gets no blame for sleepin with his mates gf? id love to know how that works out

Reply 72

Helpful_Charlie

Original post by gingerben

so he gets no blame for sleepin with his mates gf? id love to know how that works out

Of course he is responsible. However, he isn't the one in a relationship, so it reflects worse upon the female for cheating.

Reply 73

Helpful_Charlie

Original post by floralia

Please don't tell me you've squeezed a battery out of your penis?

Oh ok. I take it back then.

Of course I haven't, my goodness.

It's just that the pressure is equal to that, or so I heard once. It may have been a ping-pong ball now that I think about it.

Reply 74

FailWhale

Original post by qasman

That's impossible, your first post was more than an hour before this one.

you can start and stop, or did you not learn that yet in health class. i also didn't spend the night together. she waited around for him all night and he lied about where he was.

Reply 75

FailWhale

Original post by Jakelee

Have you posted this on the misc complete with pics?

naw brah, would get neg trained for sure given the bish's plowability status (not good).

Original post by Gilly Roach

are the girls all chavs in manchester.
that's no good.

yes boss

Original post by Molly_16

where is Gadhafi ????

in his house watching old michael jackson videos

Original post by KingMessi

Was she fit?

already answered, no. unless 6/10 is fit.

Original post by geetar

What's the deal with the Bermuda Triangle?

its more of a rhombus or something and is highly mythological, its just that there are a lot of private pilots in that area and guys drinking moonshine.

Original post by dmz

has your mum recovered from our butt****ing session last night? Can she sit or lie on her back yet?

she's fine, her glutes got a workout but your anus must be really raw

Reply 76

Evangelica

Original post by Steevee

Wrong.

This can be settled simply. Women after child brith, often want to and go on to have another child.

After being kicked in the balls, no man wants it to happen again.

Question resolved.

Are you kidding me? Do you know the vagina ****ing RIPS. And sometimes THE WOMB ****ING FALLS OUT.... I'm too scared to have a baby jeeze. Ever had your testicles split apart? Didn't think so. The women that want to do it again are insane, well actually there's not much choice because men can't give birth. Try pushing a tennis ball out of your penis hole and get back to me yeah? Haha

Reply 77

qasman

Original post by FailWhale

you can start and stop, or did you not learn that yet in health class. i also didn't spend the night together. she waited around for him all night and he lied about where he was.

again, another lie. that's impossible, you need at least an hour's break

Reply 78

FailWhale

Original post by qasman

again, another lie. that's impossible, you need at least an hour's break

strong virginal broscience lol. you need an hour break from sex? or what? you die? honestly on average when i have done having sex i literally get up after an obligatory 30seconds holding and check my sportsbook picks. i dunno what kinda sex you're doing that you're locked in for another hour.