Tap all of your phones - she could be a spy.
Deutschland regiert die Welt.
Use the time to attend some English classes.
Who do? When do? Why do? How do?
Dump her now - she won't be able to resist all the massive German Bratwursts.
Original post by Gaeilgeoir
Deutschland regiert die Welt.
Frauen regieren die Welt.
Finish it with her. A friend's girlfriend went to Chile for 6 months, she told him she cheated twice whilst he was counting down the days she came back. FINISH IT NOW.
Original post by Cicerao
Frauen regieren die Welt.
Tolles Lied.
Tell her to see some Bundesliga. Them tickets are cheap ass, brah, and they have lots of goals too.
She's off to study in Germany for 8 months, starting in Oct. I wanted to know if anyone else had being in a similar situation but I guess you decided it would be more funny dicussing sausages.
Original post by Anonymous
She's off to study in Germany for 8 months, starting in Oct. I wanted to know if anyone else had being in a similar situation but I guess you decided it would be more funny dicussing sausages.
Die Wurst? Achtung! Wir haben ein Wurst muncher
Bang her brains out until then. End it at the airport. Have a girl waiting on the side.
Original post by Nick Longjohnson
Bang her brains out until then. End it at the airport. Have a girl waiting on the side.
lol
Original post by ibysaiyan
tap too the following:
+18 only,click only if you have to
+18 only,click only if you have to
Apparently you get banned for posting links to porn. Trust me, I know.
Original post by Victor-PP
lol
Troof. Girls ALWAYS have a cock waiting on the side. Without fail. Every guy should thus have a backup.
Original post by Anonymous
What do?
Vorsprung durch Technik?
Dump her, or not. Either way, Schlong is a German word, you stand no chance.
Original post by Dirac Delta Function
Vorsprung durch Technik?
Dump her, or not. Either way, Schlong is a German word, you stand no chance.
Dump her, or not. Either way, Schlong is a German word, you stand no chance.
Thanks for the "advice", Btw your signeture should atleast be abit more like;
if (OP !=troll){
life.exit();}
else{
throw EpicThreadFailException();}Original post by Anonymous
Thanks for the "advice", Btw your signeture should atleast be abit more like;
if (OP !=troll){
life.exit();}
else{
throw EpicThreadFailException();}You're not the first and you wont be the last.
I don't want to clutter it up with ; and whatnot, it's there for comic effect.
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