How To Lose A Pound In Seven Ways

Surely these are not right.
Staying in bed makes you lose a pound?
Well obviously the sex reason.
Avoiding adverts I mean reallly?
Sorry yeah here is the article

Reply 1

emeritus2011

7

easiest way to lose/gain a pound = fruit machines

Reply 2

Kareir

2

To be honest, If I want to lose a pound I just take a long walk, somewhere nice in the country, like with picturesque bodies of water and forests. I get right up a large hill beside the lake, then open my wallet, take out a pound and throw it in. Pound lost, and it wont sneakily come back, no matter what you eat. :tongue:

_Kar.

Reply 3

Dream Weaver

14

Sitting on a couch with a pound coin in your pocket is an easy way to lose a pound.

Reply 4

lazy smurf

14

I reckon if you have a fairly decent poo, that'd do the job!

Reply 5

Obadetona

14

Original post by Dream Weaver

Sitting on a couch with a pound coin in your pocket is an easy way to lose a pound.

Good content, poor execution. I'll give you a + since you at least thought of the joke :P

Reply 6

User570431

15

Original post by SPMS

Surely these are not right.
Staying in bed makes you lose a pound?
Well obviously the sex reason.
Avoiding adverts I mean reallly?
Sorry yeah here is the article

Do Dam exercise All these rubbish diets are ruining little girls lives!!! :mad:

Reply 7

princessnavi22

16

Wow, sex 5 times a week for four weeks to lose one pound?!

Just ONE pound?!

Sounds far too much effort..

Reply 8

SPMS

OP

12

Original post by lazy smurf

I reckon if you have a fairly decent poo, that'd do the job!

Fairly decent? Going to have to be saved it up for a fair bit.

Reply 9

SPMS

OP

12

Original post by princessnavi22

Wow, sex 5 times a week for four weeks to lose one pound?!

Just ONE pound?!

Sounds far too much effort..

I was thinking that as well lol.

Reply 10

SPMS

OP

12

Original post by blueray

Do Dam exercise All these rubbish diets are ruining little girls lives!!! :mad:

What diet is there, in this?
Eat more lentils?

Reply 11

SPMS

OP

12

Original post by Kareir

To be honest, If I want to lose a pound I just take a long walk, somewhere nice in the country, like with picturesque bodies of water and forests. I get right up a large hill beside the lake, then open my wallet, take out a pound and throw it in. Pound lost, and it wont sneakily come back, no matter what you eat. :tongue:

_Kar.

Haha yeah but you just never know, it might makes it way back to you one day.