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I think I masturbate too much - I have a problem here

That's right. It's freaking me out... No quite literally and I'm not being modest.

Sorry I had to say that line above for some reason. Anyway, over the past couple of weeks I've frequently been masturbating. No like... up to 4-5 times a day. When I cum, I cum lots. I guess you'd expect the amount of cum to decrease with every orgasm but it doesn't. I can easily do what... like 9-10 squirts everywhere.

I'm 16 years old (male) and I don't think this is normal for my age. :frown:

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Reply 1
5 times a day? Too much?

Not enough...
Reply 2
No, it isn't normal.
You will go down in history as the greatest pornstar that ever lived.
Reply 3
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Original post by M1F2R3
5 times a day? Too much?

Not enough...


Lol. I thought the norm was like once a day or maybe once every few days or something... You're a machine. :biggrin:
Peter North #2 in here girlz. 8====D~~~~ :sexface:
9-10 squirts 4-5 times a day? Bottle it and sell it.
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Original post by fibrebiz
No, it isn't normal.
You will go down in history as the greatest pornstar that ever lived.


Well would it improve matters if I said my penis was 8 inches?
Original post by No!
Lol. I thought the norm was like once a day or maybe once every few days or something... You're a machine. :biggrin:


starts to hurt me after 4-5 times :frown:
Reply 8
If your dick falls off, then you have a problem.

Otherwise, carry on. No one's watching. Except for that dodgy looking neighbour.
Reply 9
Original post by No!
Lol. I thought the norm was like once a day or maybe once every few days or something... You're a machine. :biggrin:


I think we're having a Luke - Obi Wan moment right here.

:holmes:
Reply 10
There's a limit to how many times a guy can masturbate in a life time you know. Once you surpass it your testicles will shrivel up and die.
Just sayin' :colone: ...
Sell your sperm - you'll be a billionaire :tongue:
Reply 12
Original post by No!
Well would it improve matters if I said my penis was 8 inches?


Yeah, you're something special.
Reply 13
Didn't realize there was such a thing...
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Original post by aeterno
If your dick falls off, then you have a problem.

Otherwise, carry on. No one's watching. Except for that dodgy looking neighbour.


That's the problem I have actually. I'm masturbating so frequently that my dick is painful to touch, but the urge to cum everywhere is greater...
You'll get friction burn soon, that should solve the problem.

Edit: Or not... Ok you're a ****er
Original post by aeterno
If your dick falls off, then you have a problem.

Otherwise, carry on. No one's watching. Except for that dodgy looking neighbour.


Don't tell him.

He hasn't seen me yet.
Reply 17
Original post by No!
That's the problem I have actually. I'm masturbating so frequently that my dick is painful to touch, but the urge to cum everywhere is greater...


Put chilli on your hands. That'll slow things down.
Reply 18
Original post by Circadian_Rhythm
Don't tell him.

He hasn't seen me yet.


What do I get in return for my silence? :sexface:
Reply 19
No. This is not normal. Judging by your post I can smell the end of your life by a far distance.

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