I think I masturbate too much - I have a problem here

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That's right. It's freaking me out... No quite literally and I'm not being modest.

Sorry I had to say that line above for some reason. Anyway, over the past couple of weeks I've frequently been masturbating. No like... up to 4-5 times a day. When I cum, I cum lots. I guess you'd expect the amount of cum to decrease with every orgasm but it doesn't. I can easily do what... like 9-10 squirts everywhere.

I'm 16 years old (male) and I don't think this is normal for my age. :frown:

Are you shooting your load 3 times a day and if so what porn are you viewing?

Reply 21

itsamemario666

I think you need to get a girlfriend.

Reply 22

beepbeeprichie

I once masturbated 5 times in an hour. No jokes.

Reply 23

Djordje

Start a sperm bank :smile:

Reply to question: Masturbate until his head starts to hurt, that's STOP signal :wink:

Otherwise it's normal :smile:

(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 24

SN-RAVER

Original post by No!

I'd love you to be a girl..

Reply 25

mehhhw/e

Don't give up, man! Use your username as motivation :awesome:

Reply 26

Circadian_Rhythm

Original post by aeterno

What do I get in return for my silence? :sexface:

Whipped cream and a spy camera.

A project for the holidays if you will. :holmes:

Reply 27

doobucks

Original post by FrostyLemon

You'll get friction burn soon, that should solve the problem.

Edit: Or not... Ok you're a ****er

Isn't that what lube is for? OP doesn't need help, self control, just think about other things, that'll limit it to once every 2 days at least.

Reply 28

aeterno

Original post by Circadian_Rhythm

Whipped cream and a spy camera.

A project for the holidays if you will. :holmes:

Throw in some chocolate sauce and you've got yourself a very interesting deal there

Reply 29

Anonymous #2

I think I'm addicted to masturbation. I have this headache and an urge to masturbate in the last week like crazy. Too many times in a day, and then I'm knackered and don't feel like going to work the next morning. I was thinking of going to the doctor's regarding this, but don't want to waste NHS resources as I think there are more important issues to deal with like cancer.

What do I do?

Reply 30

GlennyBoy

And people are believing this because?

Reply 31

CertifiedAngel

Original post by JCC-MGS

9-10 squirts 4-5 times a day? Bottle it and sell it.

lol, eww who would buy it though? who? :eek4:

Reply 32

doobucks

Original post by Anonymous

Happens to me a lot, the headache bit and you just want to do it. Self control is the key, don't force yourself to stop cos you'll go back again, just do it moderately and give yourself a task to distract you from doing it.

Reply 33

HedonisticMe

Original post by Zottula

You're a young, hormonal, teenage boy. It is normal.

I'm not sure whether you're being saracastic or not, but such a habit is not 'normal' for a guy of his age. :cool:

Reply 34

bhonfranco

my friend's record is 13
challenge him!

Reply 35

Anonymous #3

I have the same problem and im a girl, a muslim one at that.

Reply 36

doobucks

My friends record is 12 lol. The world record is 36 by the way. I would get bored by then.

Reply 37

H.JJJ

Original post by beepbeeprichie

I once masturbated 5 times in an hour. No jokes.

Yeah, well I jacked off to tranny porn. Beat that! (figuratively speaking)

jk, jk, no homo etc...

Reply 38

ihatebrownbread

lol i feel sorry for whoever washes your boxers-they all must turn yellow

Reply 39

ihatebrownbread

Original post by Leahcar

There's a limit to how many times a guy can masturbate in a life time you know. Once you surpass it your testicles will shrivel up and die.
Just sayin' :colone: