Weirdest thing a guy has acted /said to you

Anonymous #1

Lets say , I met this girl for the first time .and I started my conversation with hey , you have a mono-brow.. :smile:

Reply 1

hatemylife

13

Are you aiming for a slap in the face or a relationship?

Reply 2

HistoryRepeating

13

Hi - you don't know me but I've been following you for most of the past year

Reply 3

HistoryRepeating

13

Hi - you have a lovely gusset - may I? [reach towards her doing jazz hands]

Reply 4

HistoryRepeating

13

You have really hot elbows.

Reply 5

Zottula

16

Do you have a third nipple?

:lolwut:

Reply 6

miss_sporty

3

he said " i thought about you last night, while i was tossing off it was the hottest thing ever" this is my ex, he said this to me after we had broken up. Weirdo!

Reply 7

Enoch.

16

BAHAHAHA I have done that before!!!! :rofl2:

The girl I said that too just laughed it off and pointed out how retarded my afro looked at the time...we became good friends after that :biggrin:

Reply 8

Zottula

16

Original post by ussumane

BAHAHAHA I have done that before!!!! :rofl2:

The girl I said that too just laughed it off and pointed out how retarded my afro looked at the time...we became good friends after that :biggrin:

How is it that you always get away with it with women?

Reply 9

Enoch.

16

Original post by Zottula

How is it that you always get away with it with women?

I don't really know!! I guess I have a silver tongue.. :P

Reply 10

Sweat.it.out

1

I asked 'Do you actually like me, because I'm getting bored of this.' (We'd been on and off for about 18 months)

He replied: 'Ask the audience!'

The first time was amusing, but after an hour's worth of me asking him straight questions and him replying as though he were on a gameshow I got bored and dumped him. Idiot.

Reply 11

O_Bugger_its_Hitler

1

Guy I barely knew: "Hey, when are you coming back to uni, so I can pour alcohol into you? :colone:

"

Me:

Reply 12

Agony Aunt

11

You have really nice elbows.

Reply 13

Anonymous #2

My sort-of ex told me a few days ago that the reason he kept saying he didn't want to see me anymore is because he's really heavily into s&m, and I was "sweet and innocent", and he was scared of what he wanted to do to me. Came as quite a shock, since I had been convinced that I must have been a really crap kisser or whatever for him to keep ditching me then come running back after a couple of months all the time...

Reply 14

Panda Bear

17

I'm talking to a friend one night and this guy comes up to her and introduces himself with, "Hi, I'm XYZ. You don't know me, but I know all about you from Facebook." Never laughed so hard in my life. I was lucky I didn't get punched.

(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 15

Anonymous #3

Said "I love you" nine times the first time we had sex. Which was also the first day we met.

He was REALLY drunk. I don't think he has any recollection of this. :biggrin:

Reply 16

CertifiedAngel

10

Original post by Sweat.it.out

I asked 'Do you actually like me, because I'm getting bored of this.' (We'd been on and off for about 18 months)

He replied: 'Ask the audience!'

The first time was amusing, but after an hour's worth of me asking him straight questions and him replying as though he were on a gameshow I got bored and dumped him. Idiot.

Original post by Panda Bear

I'm talking to a friend one night and this guys comes up to her and introducing himself with, "Hi, I'm XYZ. You don't know me, but I know all about you from Facebook." Never laughed so hard in my life. Lucky not to get punched.

Epic, creepy but epic!

(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 17

village_anonymous

10

Original post by Panda Bear

I'm talking to a friend one night and this guys comes up to her and introducing himself with, "Hi, I'm XYZ. You don't know me, but I know all about you from Facebook." Never laughed so hard in my life. Lucky not to get punched.