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Original post by paddy__power
Serious, maybe. But also wrong. London!


I dislike London; find it scary!
Original post by greeneyedgirl
I dislike London; find it scary!


Why? x6 (:lol:)
Original post by paddy__power
Why? x6 (:lol:)


It just is! Plus too expensive!
I shagged your mum. **** yeah!
God said "let there be light".
Crap. The test came back positive.
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Original post by greeneyedgirl
Best city ever! I'm being serious!


Original post by paddy__power
Serious, maybe. But also wrong. London!


Clearly not either, Edinburgh is best!
A sniper! I think he's firi.
(edited 13 years ago)
London dicks on all other cities
Original post by greeneyedgirl
It just is! Plus too expensive!


Expensive, but interesting. Better than Glasgow.
a waste of my f****** life
Reply 311
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Oh god, no not the bees.
**** **** crap *******s nob cheese
Original post by Ca11ie
Clearly not either, Edinburgh is best!

Full of tourists and ridiculously overpriced.

Original post by paddy__power
Expensive, but interesting. Better than Glasgow.

Have you ever been to Glasgow?
"Watch this!!!"... Embarrassment/pain follow shortly
Original post by greeneyedgirl
Full of tourists and ridiculously overpriced.


Have you ever been to Glasgow?


No. Hence why I speak good English. :mmm:
Original post by paddy__power
No. Hence why I speak good English. :mmm:


I speak perfectly good English thanks. :unimpressed:
Original post by greeneyedgirl
I speak perfectly good English thanks. :unimpressed:


You're welcome m'love; I doubt it. :h:
I had to do this for my short story module.

For sale, ex partner: slightly used.
Lust, love, commitment... suddenly... heartbreak, despair.
Life sucks. Tried suicide. Failed again.
Wanted: potential partner. Must be human.

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