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Original post by Crazy Paving
For ****'s sake, be quiet, Paddy,


Bitch be tripping; jog on son. :h:
Original post by paddy__power

Original post by paddy__power
Bitch be tripping; jog on son. :h:


No you, no you, no you. :hand:
Original post by paddy__power
I consider this good work ethic.

Link me to the book then.

I will consider buying it soon.

When I am not so poor.

XD


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Adventure-English-Melvyn-Bragg/dp/0340829931/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1302530970&sr=8-1

Only book of his I've read.

I've heard the others are great!

Poverty stricken student, same old story!
Original post by Crazy Paving
No you, no you, no you. :hand:


I know you love me baby.
Original post by greeneyedgirl
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Adventure-English-Melvyn-Bragg/dp/0340829931/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1302530970&sr=8-1

Only book of his I've read.

I've heard the others are great!

Poverty stricken student, same old story!


More poverty stricken than most people.

Soon to be homeless and destitute.

Such is life though, I'll live. :h:

I'm pretty tired, may soon sleep.
Original post by Crazy Paving
That is not six words, mate. :hand:


I will give you six words. :hmmm:
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Original post by azn-wonder91
Once upon a time.................. The end.

Not yet!.... There was a girl who made.......
I can't be bothered with this.
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Original post by Crazy Paving
For ****'s sake, be quiet, Paddy,


Lights off, all out, stupid girls..
Original post by paddy__power
More poverty stricken than most people.

Soon to be homeless and destitute.

Such is life though, I'll live. :h:

I'm pretty tired, may soon sleep.


You better live; or I'll cry!

It's not even 4pm! Crazy early!
Original post by paddy__power
I know you love me baby.


This is true that I do.

Original post by CB91
I will give you six words. :hmmm:


I will give you something better.
Wish I never clicked, oh well.
Original post by greeneyedgirl
You better live; or I'll cry!

It's not even 4pm! Crazy early!


Awww, you don't even know me.

I know, I would wake up!

Then not sleep all night, sigh.
Original post by Crazy Paving
This is true that I do.



I will give you something better.


:love:
Original post by paddy__power
Awww, you don't even know me.

I know, I would wake up!

Then not sleep all night, sigh.


But death in general is sad!

Have caffeine instead; keeps me sane!
Variations on the "I came, I saw, I conquered":

I came, I saw, I left
I came, I saw, I conga-ed (my personal favourite, this one is)
I came, I saw, came again
I came, I saw, I'm blinded
I came, I saw, holy ****!!!
I came, I saw, his mother
I came, I saw, not much
I came, I saw, was ****
Original post by greeneyedgirl
But death in general is sad!

Have caffeine instead; keeps me sane!


True.

I have loads, including caffeine tablets.

I've no reason to be awake.

I need to do washing though.
I like curry 'n 'ting; yea.
Original post by paddy__power
True.

I have loads, including caffeine tablets.

I've no reason to be awake.

I need to do washing though.


Then do washing (I'm a genius)

I need to revise some time.

Just cba atm (I'm very lazy!)
Are we still doing this now?

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