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Original post by paddy__power
vote TSR Labour Party and chocolate will be banned.


Damn them.
Original post by Student2806
Damn them.


Selling it will be banned, the state will provide it free :holmes:
Original post by paddy__power

Original post by paddy__power
You want me to PM you explaining why your penis will fall off if you vote Lib Dem?


Well or you could explain it here....:colondollar:
Original post by blueray
Well or you could explain it here....:colondollar:


It was a joke...lol?
Original post by paddy__power

Original post by paddy__power
It was a joke...lol?


Lol yeah but it don't get this joke???
Original post by blueray
Lol yeah but it don't get this joke???


The logic is thus:

X action will result in Y undesirable outcome, for reasons unknown to us.

X is voting for them and Y is losing your penis, on the assumption people wish to retain possession of their penis my hope is that they won't vote Lib Dem.

The joke essentially rests on my positing a possible, although highly unlikely, outcome of voting LibDem to be an ineluctable consequence instead.
Original post by Student2806



Original post by paddy__power
The logic is thus:

X action will result in Y undesirable outcome, for reasons unknown to us.

X is voting for them and Y is losing your penis, on the assumption people wish to retain possession of their penis my hope is that they won't vote Lib Dem.

The joke essentially rests on my positing a possible, although highly unlikely, outcome of voting LibDem to be an ineluctable consequence instead.


None of you sensed my sarcasm? :facepalm:

Outsmarted :teehee:
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Original post by blueray
None of you sensed my sarcasm? :facepalm:

Outsmarted by a young boy :teehee:


Has nothing to do with outsmarted, but ok :smile:
Voted! :h:
Reply 530
Vote for socialists!

We promise:

Equality

Freedom

Cookies

Kittens

Fairer policies for all

Puppies

A chance for all!

Original post by mevidek
Vote for socialists!

We promise:

Equality for all whites

Freedom for child killers

Cookies made of condoms

Kittens as doorstops

Fairer policies for murderers

Puppies in kebabs

A chance for all to get aids!



Interesting.
Original post by paddy__power

toronto353

DON'T EVER VOTE TSR LABOUR!


EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR THEM FAILS AT LIFE, AND Paddy WAS BORN A GIRL


Interesting.


Now it's correct. This is a good game.
Original post by toronto353
Now it's correct. This is a good game.


Good way to keep the thread bumped :lol:
Original post by mevidek

Original post by mevidek
Vote for socialists!

We promise:

Equality

Freedom

Cookies

Kittens

Fairer policies for all

Puppies

A chance for all!



This guy brings shame to the socialists do not listen to his evil smear campaign.
Voted center party.
It was hard to choose between them and the Libertarians. I strongly agree with legalizing drugs but found myself disagreeing with some things too. On the converse I didn't disagree with any center party policies.
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Original post by Acta Non Verba
Voted center party.
It was hard to choose between them and the Libertarians. I strongly agree with legalizing drugs but found myself disagreeing with some things to. On the converse I didn't disagree with any center party policies.


Centre, not "center", no Americanisation please.
Reply 537
Original post by Acta Non Verba
Voted center party.
It was hard to choose between them and the Libertarians. I strongly agree with legalizing drugs but found myself disagreeing with some things to. On the converse I didn't disagree with any center party policies.


Why not vote Lib Dems, we have a policy of legalising some drugs as well!
Original post by xXedixXx
Centre, not "center", no Americanisation please.


It's what I wrote down first, but then firefox told me my spelling was wrong. Didn't want no trouble. D:
Original post by mevidek
Vote for socialists!

We promise:

Equality

Freedom

Cookies

Kittens

Fairer policies for all

Puppies

A chance for all!



Not now you're banned, you don't. :teehee:

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