Northern lads have sexier accents by far. Northern girls are funnier than southern girls.
Some people sing about French girls and girls from California
They mite be alright for a nite alright, but don't trust them, I warn ya
I've been to the east and I've been out west and I been all the world around
But I aint seen none come anywhere near the girls from the Northern towns
Give me a Northern girl every time,
I've gotta find one I've made up my mind
Give me a Northern girl every time,
I want a Northern girl.
Marry a girl from a Northern town, and you know you can trust 'em
They'll darn your socks and wash and mend, your trousers if you bust 'em
There all good cooks and they got good looks and they wont leave you a dance
I'm gonna find me a Northern girl, if I get half a chance
Nondon girls are the best in the world, there ain't no doubt about it
If you cant find a girl from a Northern town, your better off doing without it
They dont create when you come home late and you're crawling up the passage floor
And they wont muck about, when you've gone out with the geezer from the house next door
If you ever go up to a Northern town, your legs will turn to jelly
Cos the girls down there I swear are just like models off the telly
But they don't need no make up, they look good as they are
And they've always got a pound to buy a round
When it's their turn at the bar