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Weirdest thing a guy has acted /said to you

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Reply 80
In a club "Hey would you be interested in modelling for me"

Nono!
Reply 81
"You have lovely toes, you should never change them."

Err...how exactly would I change my toes??
Original post by lazyswot
"You have lovely toes, you should never change them."

Err...how exactly would I change my toes??


Worryingly in the US you can get plastic surgery on your toes... :sadnod:
Original post by carbondummy
I read that all the way through thinking you're a girl.... LOL


yes, so you see it adds another dimension to it all, not that those who reside in the homosexual dimension are my enemies, I love you just the same, but alas, not in the same way you may love me.
I was walking up a hill looking tired and two guys on motorbikes stopped to offer me a lift.
Original post by greeneyedgirl
Randomer on the street: You have the nicest teeth ever!
He then proceeded to stop another randomer and explain how nice my teeth are... :lolwut:


actual lol!
at least it was a compliment, and not all that creepy...
maybe he was a dentist? :tongue:
Reply 86
A guy once told me I had an "interesting chin" which was a bit weird.

Another said I was "W*** bank" material. Definitely weird!
Original post by RequiemForADream
actual lol!
at least it was a compliment, and not all that creepy...
maybe he was a dentist? :tongue:


I think he might have been drunk...he certainly didn't have good teeth himself!
Original post by greeneyedgirl
I think he might have been drunk...he certainly didn't have good teeth himself!


okay, that makes it worse then.
He must have been jealous.
Reply 89
It wasnt what he said more what he didnt say.

At school, my friends found out this guy had a crush on me so shut us in this empty room together, probably in the hopes that we'd get it on or something. But instead of him saying to me 'yea i like you', or even 'oh my god i cant believe they did that', he just sat and stared at me. Did not say ONE WORD!! What the hell, at least say something! It was really creepy so i just got up and left....
In Turkey when I was 13...

"You! You so white and big breasts. Come here midnight."
This was in a restuarant where I was with my family and a friend. When we were leaving he shook my hand and put a note in my hand saying "Meet me here at midnight, i take you on my motorbike" ... er.. no.. you're like 30!?
Reply 91
"you look like orlando bloom"
Err... Wth? At first I was like 'cool, yeah he's fit', then I was like 'wait what- he's a man'.
Original post by RequiemForADream
okay, that makes it worse then.
He must have been jealous.


Ha ha possibly... although my teeth are just average :smile:
Original post by greeneyedgirl
Ha ha possibly... although my teeth are just average :smile:


But average in comparison to a guy with horrible teeth = godly :biggrin:
Original post by RequiemForADream
But average in comparison to a guy with horrible teeth = godly :biggrin:


Very true! At least all my teeth were present (actually that's a lie, I'm missing two, but thanks to braces, no gaps!)
'You're quite pretty, in a sort of I'd-like-to-keep-you-as-a-pet-and-care-for-you kind of way'.

I'm still confused.
I was told I look like Seth Rogen by a random dude (must of been the hair!), who looked and talked like he was off his head on chemicals and acid.

We actually had a pretty decent conversation about Seth Rogen and his movies.
Got groped on the train then as I slowly moved away [inner London - packed train] he followed me around [the train].
If you really want me, don't touch my ass, just say :hi:! :facepalm:
When I was on holiday a few years ago, a waiter in a restaurant, who was like in his forties asked me to dance with him...I'd just turned 14!

I've also been dry humped by a guy in my class at the end of the class and have had another guy make me believe that he had a knife on him and that he was going to stab me (this was during class after he'd asked the teacher if he could kill me)

One guy, when he found out that I fancied him, obviously thought it was funny to put on his bebo that we were married and had a kid together.
Weirdest thing

"Goooood Afternoon Madame, my name is George calling from British Gas"

Me after a while: "OK, Hi George"

George: "I require your bank account details and sort code for a wiring of ze refund of monies to you madame"

Me: "Bye George"

Weird.

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