Big Nathan loving post/tribute coming up here!
Nathan Young: We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We are designed to party. This is it. Yeah, so a few of us will overdose or go mental. But Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. And that's what it's all about breaking eggs! And by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of Class As. If you could just see yourselves! It breaks my heart. You're wearing cardigans! We had it all. We ****ed up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful! We're screw-ups. I'm a screw-up and I plan to be a screw-up until my late 20s, maybe even my early 30s. And I will shag my own mother before I let her... or anyone else take that away from me!
Nathan Young: When did you get balls?
Simon Bellamy: I've always had balls, you've just never seen them.
Nathan Young: That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
Nathan Young: What about you, weird kid? Don't take this the wrong way or anything, but you look like a panty sniffer.
Simon Bellamy: What if we are meant to be, like, superheroes?
Nathan Young: You lot, superheroes? No offence, but in what kind of ****ed-up world would that be allowed to happen?
Nathan Young: You alright?
Kelly Bailey: What?
Nathan Young: You're usually a whole lot gobbier than this.
Kelly Bailey: No, I'm not.
Nathan Young: Come on, you haven't punched me in a few hours. I'm worried about you.
Kelly: So if you're not dead, how come you smell so bad?
Nathan: I appear to have **** myself.
Nathan: I'm no good at this serious girl stuff, feelings and ****. I fancy you!
Kelly:Thanks
Nathan Young: Can we please stop killing our probation workers?
Simon Bellamy: We could rob a bank.
Nathan Young: Yeah, OK. Let's rob a bank.
Shaun: What's that?
Nathan Young: Nothing.
Shaun: Really? That's funny, innit? Because to me it sounded like you were planning on robbing a bank.
Nathan Young: No, no, no. I said "Let's have a big ****". Communal masturbation. The old circle jerk.
Nathan Young: We may have done sod all with our powers but we never abused them. We never raped or murdered anyone.
Curtis Donovan: She raped me and we killed loads of people.
Nathan Young: Okay, but we're the good guys!
NATHAN YOUNG
Immortal forever in our hearts