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My teacher caught me looking at her topless...

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Reply 40
Original post by JCC-MGS
Porno scenario just waiting to happen. "So you liked what you saw huh, you want to see some more? Yeah, rub those titties" etc. You're in, mate.


I lol'd :biggrin:
Original post by lemonandlime2011
You should've shouted down to her, something like :

"Can you help me on question 7 of the homework please?"

just to see her reaction :tongue:


Maybe that's what she wanted? :tongue:

"Yeah, come over and we'll do it together..." :sexface:
Maybe you can use that encounter to get a better grade or something in class? :biggrin: Wow your female teacher sunbathing topless next door to you in her back garden... Niccceee! :cool:
Original post by Anonymous
I'm so embarrassed! :colondollar:

Basically, she lives next-door, the weather was pretty good today, she was sunbathing topless in her garden, I went into the study to revise, looked out of the window...kept looking..., she got up, she must have noticed me in the corner of her eye, looked up at me, I think we made eye contact and then I ducked!

The shame! How am I supposed to get through the end of my C4 maths lessons now?!


Tell her she made your log expand exponentially.

(another tsr user can take credit for this joke, can't remember who)
Reply 44
If she hadn't noticed you, you could've gone into the garden, kicked a ball over the fence/wall and popped your head over to ask for it back :tongue:

Her reaction would've been priceless! And you would've had a close-up view :coma:
Reply 45
Are you gonna bang doe?
Original post by lemonandlime2011
You should've shouted down to her, something like :

"Can you help me on question 7 of the homework please?"

just to see her reaction :tongue:



Original post by LukeMT
If she hadn't noticed you, you could've gone into the garden, kicked a ball over the fence/wall and popped your head over to ask for it back :tongue:

Her reaction would've been priceless! And you would've had a close-up view :coma:


I literally laughed out loud! :tongue:
Reply 47
Looks like you are a lucky guy! I would start enjoying more maths from now ;-)

by the way, she was asking for this situation... sunbathing topless in the garden.

naughty teacher :biggrin: :biggrin:
Oh, I do love TSR :tongue:
just tell her it's her own fault for being so damn 1/cosC :biggrin:
So... You saw some boobs?

I am struggling to find the problem here.
Original post by Pn94
Are you gonna bang doe?


Lol.
Reply 52
Your teacher lives next door?
this simply didnt happen
You can be outside topless in Europe? America sucks
Reply 55
Original post by Almonds are good
You can be outside topless in Europe? America sucks


Yeah, all the beautiful women have to walk around topless...it's the law :wink:
Original post by Anonymous
I'm so embarrassed! :colondollar:

Basically, she lives next-door, the weather was pretty good today, she was sunbathing topless in her garden, I went into the study to revise, looked out of the window...kept looking..., she got up, she must have noticed me in the corner of her eye, looked up at me, I think we made eye contact and then I ducked!

The shame! How am I supposed to get through the end of my C4 maths lessons now?!


Yeah well C4 is pretty HARD anyway.:colonhash:
Original post by Zakky
Show her the exponential of your natural log


Brilliant,I wish I had rep lol!
Original post by Carnivores
Brilliant,I wish I had rep lol!


I try my best :wink:
This just isn't true.

But if it is, what a lad.

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