Funniest thing I've heard all day
Sorry if you were serious.
Pssh, i've got someone else on Team Darren now xD
Urm, the thing with jewellery is that if they dont like the design, then they'll probably never wear it, so its hard to find something she would like.
The thing that always works for me is to get a present which isnt over the top, but make a kick-ass card
Teddy could be good, what films/celebrities/tv shows/games does she like?