Original post by e hine eUs: Hi.
RIB: Hey.
Us: Can we talk?
RIB: But we never do that.
Us: I know, but, uh, I wanted to thank you for giving us that Landslide performance. And Songbird, and everything. Cause, it made me do a lot of thinking. What I’ve realized, is why I’m such a bitch all the time. I’m a bitch because I’m angry. I’m angry because I have all these feelings… feelings for Brittana. That I’m afraid of dealing with. Because I’m afraid of dealing with the disappointment. And, RIB, I can’t suffer through Santana tears anymore, I just can’t.
RIB: I understand that.
Us: Do you understand what I’m trying to say here?
RIB: No, not really.
Us: …I want Brittana to be on. But, I’m afraid of the drama and the clichés. I mean, you know what happened to Finchel on this show.
RIB: Honey, if we were to ever make Brittana boring and predictable, you would either kick our asses or slash us with your vicious, vicious blogging.
Us: Yeah, I know, but… I’m so afraid of what the media will say about it. And still, I have to accept… that I love Brittana. I love Brittana, and I don’t want Puckleberry or Fabrevans or any of those other ships. I just want Brittana. Please say you want that, too. Please.
RIB: Of course we love Brittana, we do. And we would totally put them together if it weren’t for Bartie.
Us: Bartie?
RIB: We love them, too. We don’t want to hurt them, that’s not right, we can’t break them up for no reason.
Us: Yes, you can! They’re just a stupid fake relationship!
RIB: It wouldn’t be right. Fandom, you have to know, if Bartie were to ever break up and we’re lucky enough that you’re still watching… [reaches for fandom]
Us: [pulls away] Don’t.
RIB: …Brittana is so on. Proudly so.
Us: Yeah, well, wow. Who ever thought that being successful meant you could be so doucheish.
RIB: I’m sorry. [tries to hug fandom]
Us: [pushes RIB away] Get off me! [walks away]
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