Anyone tried masturbating with a condom on?

Just for a change, I decided to try it last night as I'm sick of the usual mess I have to clean up following a masturbation session. It wasn't that bad, and was easy as anything to clean up afterwards. Anyone else prefer to do it that way?

Posh ****

It's called a 'posh ****'.

Yes I have. It was weird. Just like sex doesn't feel quite as good with a johnny, neither does ****ing.

(edited 12 years ago)

Reply 3

DiscoPirate

10

What's the point?

It's like getting in the bath with your wellies on.

Reply 4

Anonymous #1

Yes, I have tried it. It felt better,but only at the beginning. I don't do it very often.

Reply 5

Yawn11

20

Tried it a few times, but disposing of it can be a hassle, can't just drop it in the bin casually because someone else my see it and think I'm actually getting some.

Also when I was actually lucky enough to get some action, I didn't have a condom. :sigh:

Reply 6

philistine

14

Tried it a few times; overrated.

Reply 7

Mark2oo9

i once bought a pack of condoms and the time come for me and my girlfriend to have sex... that was like 2 years ago and we have never used one lol so i masturbated into them, just for fun, its better if you use lube i must say but i still wouldn't recommend it over masturbating without one and definitely not over unprotected sex, but be safe, no really BE SAFE especially with a new partner.

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Reply 8

heyimbored

17

Original post by Hard2KeepItInPants

I've tried it but I rarely masturbate anymore, nevermind with a condom, because I just get a variety of women to do it for me and simplify things. Most of them can't make me finish though, because i've been played with and given head to so many times that it often becomes just routine and minimally pleasurable so I have to finish myself off and I sometimes feel I really should settle down to one person who can constantly make me finish, probably in a condom, but that's a given, because I prefer sex to masturbation :laugh:

That's not actually true is it... :awesome:

Reply 9

Hard2KeepItInPants

Original post by heyimbored

That's not actually true is it... :awesome:

It actually is. I'm quite bored of relationships and sticking to women who are very inexperienced for long periods of time and helping them learn, I'd much rather prefer ONS' and women who are experienced and can make me orgasm and I can make them orgasm.

I'm far too young to be settling down, or being potentially cheated on.

Reply 10

Hazular

14

Original post by Hard2KeepItInPants

I've tried it but I rarely masturbate anymore, nevermind with a condom, because I just get a variety of women to do it for me and simplify things. Most of them can't make me finish though, because i've been played with and given head to so many times that it often becomes just routine and minimally pleasurable so I have to finish myself off and I sometimes feel I really should settle down to one person who can constantly make me finish, probably in a condom, but that's a given, because I prefer sex to masturbation :laugh:

Cool story, brah.

Reply 11

Anonymous #2

I did once when we were on holiday. I found a condom in the toilet which was left by the previous guests. I put it on and i've never felt so great when i ejaculated.
It felt so intense and i nearly passed out. It did help that i was mega horny with no access to porn and the fact that my cousin was sleeping about 3 feet away made it more intense.
One of the best ****s of my life. It feels good but only if you're REALLY horny !

Reply 12

heyimbored

17

Original post by Hard2KeepItInPants

It actually is. I'm quite bored of relationships and sticking to women who are very inexperienced for long periods of time and helping them learn, I'd much rather prefer ONS' and women who are experienced and can make me orgasm and I can make them orgasm.

I'm far too young to be settling down, or being potentially cheated on.

I thought you had to finish yourself...? :colonhash:

Also, I think you'd find that one girl being with you will learn what works for you and give you the best sex of anyone, random people who don't get to know what you like just do what feels good to them, not you.

Bro'

Reply 13

DiscoPirate

10

Original post by Anonymous

I found a condom in the toilet which was left by the previous guests. I put it on and i've never felt so great when i ejaculated.
!

lol wut?

Reply 14

Anonymous #2

Original post by DiscoPirate

lol wut?

It was still in it's wrapper. It wasn't used.

Reply 15

Aspiringlawstudent

3

Original post by DiscoPirate

What's the point?

It's like getting in the bath with your wellies on.

Chuckled at this.

You'd get rep if I had any left :frown:

Reply 16

Aspiringlawstudent

3

Original post by Anonymous

I did once when we were on holiday. I found a condom in the toilet which was left by the previous guests. I put it on and i've never felt so great when i ejaculated.
It felt so intense and i nearly passed out. It did help that i was mega horny with no access to porn and the fact that my cousin was sleeping about 3 feet away made it more intense.
One of the best ****s of my life. It feels good but only if you're REALLY horny !

This sounds like you fished a used one out of the toilet bowl and put it on :lolwut:

Reply 17

Coeusful

Original post by Anonymous

I did once when we were on holiday. I found a condom in the toilet which was left by the previous guests. I put it on and i've never felt so great when i ejaculated.
It felt so intense and i nearly passed out. It did help that i was mega horny with no access to porn and the fact that my cousin was sleeping about 3 feet away made it more intense.
One of the best ****s of my life. It feels good but only if you're REALLY horny !

Remind me not to share a bathroom with you if we go on holiday together.

Reply 18

rmhumphries

17

Original post by Hard2KeepItInPants

I've tried it but I rarely masturbate anymore, nevermind with a condom, because I just get a variety of women to do it for me and simplify things. Most of them can't make me finish though, because i've been played with and given head to so many times that it often becomes just routine and minimally pleasurable so I have to finish myself off and I sometimes feel I really should settle down to one person who can constantly make me finish, probably in a condom, but that's a given, because I prefer sex to masturbation :laugh:

Someone isn't getting some, so needs to boast about all that he is 'apparently' getting on the internet. You win an internet good sir!

And yes, I have tried it once, but don't really like condoms, regardless of where the condom is going.

I also have far too many condoms, got some when started my last long term relationship, but for some reason got given about 30, plus I had 10 or so lying around, and then she went on the pill. Not complaining, but I do now have 40-50 condoms lying around :\

Original post by heyimbored

I thought you had to finish yourself...? :colonhash:

Also, I think you'd find that one girl being with you will learn what works for you and give you the best sex of anyone, random people who don't get to know what you like just do what feels good to them, not you.

Bro'

Haha, good catch!

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Reply 19

ctrl.abandon

Original post by Hard2KeepItInPants

It actually is. I'm quite bored of relationships and sticking to women who are very inexperienced for long periods of time and helping them learn, I'd much rather prefer ONS' and women who are experienced and can make me orgasm and I can make them orgasm.

I'm far too young to be settling down, or being potentially cheated on.

And therein lies the answer. Tell me about your mother. What was she like? Lmfao.

Anyone tried masturbating with a condom on?

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