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zjs
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Moe Lester
Nah. To get to the other side actually.


That joke places your IQ precariously between that of a mollusc and the average viewing audience of the Jeremy Kyle show.
Anyone want to hear a joke?......
thejonsmith
That joke places your IQ precariously between that of a mollusc and the average viewing audience of the Jeremy Kyle show.

:')
thejonsmith
That joke places your IQ precariously between that of a mollusc and the average viewing audience of the Jeremy Kyle show.


I believe in the subtle difference of 'having something to say' and 'having to say something' - one which of course, you fail to appreciate.
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zjs
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BrilliantMinds
I believe in the subtle difference of 'having something to say' and 'having to say something' - one which of course, you fail to appreciate.


Evidently you don't believe in the use of wit or correct punctuation though.
thejonsmith
Evidently you don't believe in the use of wit or correct punctuation though.

Nah, that would waste time. I think that gets the message across just as well
Original post by BrilliantMinds
Nah, that would waste time. I think that gets the message across just as well


There was a message? I must have missed the point. Though sadly, the society is still a void of wit or anything at all.
Hi iv just joined the wit society and have failed with use of dictionary/thesurus to understand any of the wit on this thread:colondollar: Please forgive my ignorance but wit is wit is wit :biggrin:
Original post by sandraleicester
Hi iv just joined the wit society and have failed with use of dictionary/thesurus to understand any of the wit on this thread:colondollar: Please forgive my ignorance but wit is wit is wit :biggrin:


Wit = Wit = Wit.


If only Maths followed the same simple rules..
Original post by Architecture-er
Wit = Wit = Wit.


If only Maths followed the same simple rules..


well w*i*t = w*i*t so therefore it does work this way
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ahq
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Original post by B0Beauxs
I wish to join this society. Merely to absorb the evident wit of all the witty people here in the wit society.


Alexei.


If you revel in the wit of silence, or, indeed, understand the irony of it, this is the place to be. :yep:
Original post by glance
Clearly nobody wants to be a part of this society, for obvious reasons really.


Then stop talking in the third person and apply to join.

EDIT: Someone actually got the joke.:biggrin:
(edited 12 years ago)
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glance
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Original post by PendulumBoB
Then stop talking in the third person and apply to join.

EDIT: Someone actually got the joke.:biggrin:

Oh I finally get it - I am nobody. Very funny.
The other night, I slept with a girl with a prosthetic leg who shared my love of foot fetishes. We had a bit of an argument, but it's OK. We just got off on the wrong foot.
Original post by spiral87
The other night, I slept with a girl with a prosthetic leg who shared my love of foot fetishes. We had a bit of an argument, but it's OK. We just got off on the wrong foot.


:rofl:


I miss this group, we need to revive it :sad:
I'm a member of the society but have never posted in this thread. So, erm...bump!
Original post by Lovefoxxx_93
I'm a member of the society but have never posted in this thread. So, erm...bump!
Do you like Mr. Men, by any chance? Because I think you missed a bump.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
A cannibal is one who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.
I don't think wit is about the clever one liners. Wit is a state of mind.

WHEN YOU'VE GOT THE 'WIT' STATE OF MIND, THEN YOU'RE A WINNER!!

Wow, I hate one liners. I think they sound awful to be honest.

BUT I COULDN'T WIT-IST!!!

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!

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