Oxford Applicants for 2012 Entry MKII

Have you not noticed how he's been flirting with BNE who's been flirting with JMusson while you've been flirting with Grainne who was married to Greg so that I would eat my hat because I thought Greg and BNE would be the next thread couple after me and Sven, who currently are only flirting with each other?

I lack flexibility, and prefer more rhythmic motions....













....hence I row.

1) Were you nervous at all? Because even the thought of interviews and sounding stupid makes me nervous Also, is there any chance they will have complex accents??
3) Poor animals. I do hope Merton and Univ ppl are mature enough not to kill fish/our tortoise Percy

I quote!

At least we know the competition's not completely one-sided

And they must read our thread to know that all we do is flirt and gossip

I like more degenerate, unsophisticated amusement....






...hence football's my thing.

It's because we're all sluts

*Actually does row*



1) Terrified. But they're so nice really, its not worth getting so worried you can't do any work. I forgot the integral of 1/x in my interview.. good start much. Erm the (stand-in) senior tutor in maths here has a thick german accent; many of the tutors are foreign but I'm sure you'll cope

3) Oh come on, mature uni students? What were you thinking..

*Actually does row*

Haha well y'know that and kinda.. the Analysis I sheet 2 (found here https://www.maths.ox.ac.uk/courses/course/15772/material if anyone's interested) just isn't holding my attention on a Sunday night..

If any of you were that lucky I think you'd find I'm completely correct. Everyone wants a friend at Trinity, mostly because they want to come to a guest night (If you ever get an invite to a Trin guest night say yes!). But y'know its also about 2 minutes from the huge science park.. so very useful place to be really.

1)Maybe *shiftyeyes*
2)Idk.. would it be weird?
3)Well what can I say, everyone wants to these days..

I like to use my hands to do interesting things








hence I sew

Speak for yourself

Hmm, it's a bit too intricate, I prefer to be more forceful with mine...













....hence I box....

Or perhaps now you've quoted us we shall read your thread, rather than making assumptions like I did, just as you've obviously read the Cambridge one.

I fail to understand all this competition between Oxford and Cambridge - they're virtually identical! That being said, I do feel rather awkward being on here whilst you all seem quite serious about the banter!

Or perhaps now you've quoted us we shall read your thread, rather than making assumptions like I did, just as you've obviously read the Cambridge one.

I fail to understand all this competition between Oxford and Cambridge - they're virtually identical! That being said, I do feel rather awkward being on here whilst you all seem quite serious about the banter!

I like to be on my knees









hence I garden

Or perhaps now you've quoted us we shall read your thread, rather than making assumptions like I did, just as you've obviously read the Cambridge one.

I fail to understand all this competition between Oxford and Cambridge - they're virtually identical! That being said, I do feel rather awkward being on here whilst you all seem quite serious about the banter!