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Embarrassing things in every day life

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Original post by kka25
My stomach growling out of hunger during in an appointment with a lecturer. She must have thought I'd farted or something :s-smilie:

But I remembered that I apologized and I told her I was really hungry and she said "Then you must get something for it then-smile" lol.


That happens to me all the time!!!! :biggrin:
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Work part time at tesco's. Turned around from oranges, face first straight into the massive hanging metal scales. Ringing bell sound, everyone is isle looks at me and it was agony! XD
In Year 6, we went on a school trip to Cornwall. We had to wait in a line to take a shower. I wasn't paying attention when the teacher told us to dry ourselves in the shower (with the water off) to avoid getting the floors and carpets wet. I didn't do this however, and as I was getting out of the shower, my friend reminded me to dry my self (we had to walk back to our rooms to put our clothes on, thus at this point, we only had a towle to cover ourselves) and without thinking, in front of everyone, I took my towel off from around my midriff and began wiping myself dry, thereby exposing schlong and gonads to the watching classmates.
(edited 12 years ago)
Reply 263
Going for a yawn and burping really loudly by accident
Reply 264
last winter when it was icy, i was running late for school so rather than wait until the road was completably clear (so i can walk across slowly) I waited for a gap and tried to jog across, slipped on the ice, lurched forward and because of my school bag I couldn't stand up straight so stumbled a couple of steps before flying flat on my front, and sliding face first to the other side...

I was okay and walked into my lesson (late) with blood all over my hands and pouring out of my cheek which i hadn't noticed....
I had a little meeting at work a while back wearing a long sleeved top. I'd been at work for 2 hours before I went to the toilet before realising I was wearing it inside out.

Why did no-one tell me !! :gah:
Reply 266
Original post by w_l_wazza
Going for a yawn and burping really loudly by accident


I hate it when that happens! :mad:

It's so embarrassing :frown:
Reply 267
Original post by stubear
last winter when it was icy, i was running late for school so rather than wait until the road was completably clear (so i can walk across slowly) I waited for a gap and tried to jog across, slipped on the ice, lurched forward and because of my school bag I couldn't stand up straight so stumbled a couple of steps before flying flat on my front, and sliding face first to the other side...

I was okay and walked into my lesson (late) with blood all over my hands and pouring out of my cheek which i hadn't noticed....


:eek:

:hugs:
Reply 268
Original post by kka25
I hate it when that happens! :mad:

It's so embarrassing :frown:


Agreed. The worst part's when everyone gives you the "SHAME" look and you have to put some pathetic apologetic face on
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Original post by w_l_wazza
Agreed. The worst part's when everyone gives you the "SHAME" look and you have to put some pathetic apologetic face on


The look where their eyes and mouth open as wide as their vagina when having sex. Yeah, I know that look.
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Original post by kka25
The look where their eyes and mouth open as wide as their vagina when having sex. Yeah, I know that look.


What's even worse is when you try to look around because for some reason your brain's instant response it to try and pin the blame on someone else, which is utterly hopeless.
Reply 271
I was at a beach house with some mates, we were working as painters over summer to afford it, and one night I went to have a w'ank, reached for the lube and before it was too late I realised it was the super glue I had left on my desk to fix a lamp I broke, and I glued my hand to my cock. I started panicking and went to eject the pornographic film from the VCR player (this was a few years ago) forgetting super glue was still drying on my other hand, and the video tape now become stuck in my other hand. So one hand glued to my own dick and the other glued to the video tape, both my hand were rendered useless. Long story short, ended up in the hospital and got given some penis cream.
Last week, my boyfriend and I went to a Jazz bar which was full of people from his course who I hadn't met before, so I was pretty nervous...

We ordered our drinks and went to sit on the picnic bench outside. Not realising that it hadn't been nailed down properly, we both sat down quickly on the same side, causing us to flip slowly right over onto our backs (drinks and all), in front of a crowd of horrified onlookers (and sound-tracked by smooth jazz).

Everyone who was able to stop themselves from laughing asked if we were alright, which made things worse because we were actually stuck horizontally in the upturned bench, unable to push ourselves up for about half a minute, because the ground was covered in glass from our drinks.

Eventually we got a chuckling couple to lift both of us and the bench up, and tried to stroll casually back into the bar, drinks-less and covered in blood. Dying inside... :facepalm:
(edited 12 years ago)
Original post by edd360
I was at a beach house with some mates, we were working as painters over summer to afford it, and one night I went to have a w'ank, reached for the lube and before it was too late I realised it was the super glue I had left on my desk to fix a lamp I broke, and I glued my hand to my cock. I started panicking and went to eject the pornographic film from the VCR player (this was a few years ago) forgetting super glue was still drying on my other hand, and the video tape now become stuck in my other hand. So one hand glued to my own dick and the other glued to the video tape, both my hand were rendered useless. Long story short, ended up in the hospital and got given some penis cream.


:holmes:
Reply 274
Original post by Unununium
:holmes:


Original post by edd360
I was at a beach house with some mates, we were working as painters over summer to afford it, and one night I went to have a w'ank, reached for the lube and before it was too late I realised it was the super glue I had left on my desk to fix a lamp I broke, and I glued my hand to my cock. I started panicking and went to eject the pornographic film from the VCR player (this was a few years ago) forgetting super glue was still drying on my other hand, and the video tape now become stuck in my other hand. So one hand glued to my own dick and the other glued to the video tape, both my hand were rendered useless. Long story short, ended up in the hospital and got given some penis cream.



What would have been more embarrassing would be if you dad had gone to the hospital with you, and told the entire waiting room why you were there :ninja:
Reply 276
Original post by edd360
I was at a beach house with some mates, we were working as painters over summer to afford it, and one night I went to have a w'ank, reached for the lube and before it was too late I realised it was the super glue I had left on my desk to fix a lamp I broke, and I glued my hand to my cock. I started panicking and went to eject the pornographic film from the VCR player (this was a few years ago) forgetting super glue was still drying on my other hand, and the video tape now become stuck in my other hand. So one hand glued to my own dick and the other glued to the video tape, both my hand were rendered useless. Long story short, ended up in the hospital and got given some penis cream.


I really want to watch that film now!
Reply 277
lol most people seem to have embarrassing moment in school/college/uni
Reply 278
Original post by JJTEASE
Having very noisy, err, stomach troubles in your friends house..... not good =P


or worse at college in a quiet classroom:mad: lol
Reply 279
Original post by eyre2
or worse at college in a quiet classroom:mad: lol


I got that on my third day of work experience--seriously the looks i got, it was in a quiet presentation at the theatre, and halfway I got up and said 'Look, I've got to leave now, I'll see you tomorrow'! Awful!!

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