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Reply 120

MNBStyle

cheesecakebobby

Of course she isn't shallow, that's the whole problem.

If the silly woman took my advice there would not be a problem :p:

Reply 121

MNBStyle

If the silly woman took my advice there would not be a problem :p:

which bit of advice?!

Reply 122

Anonymous

well, that puts it pretty much beyond all doubt.

just so you know, we're finished.

what?!

Reply 123

Dekota

Anonymous

what?!

He's a bit younger than you.

He is (possibly) not attracted to you.(?)

Reply 124

MNBStyle

Anonymous

which bit of advice?!

1. Doing a search on google about it, there will be plenty of advice sites there

2. Trying out different sexual styles and positions, and see if it improves things.

Reply 125

V.P. Keys

He's a bit younger than you.

He is (possibly) not attracted to you.(?)

he is a month younger than me... he likes me more than i like him... he persued me

Reply 126

MNBStyle

1. Doing a search on google about it, there will be plenty of advice sites there

2. Trying out different sexual styles and positions, and see if it improves things.

yea well im gonna take that advice but i cant act it out now coz he's at home for xmas lol so phone calls and msn just dont do it...

Reply 127

Profesh

Anonymous

he is a month younger than me... he likes me more than i like him... he persued me

He 'perused' you?

What a novel euphemism. I shall have to write that down.

Reply 128

Profesh

He 'perused' you?

What a novel euphemism. I shall have to write that down.

well he did... i was unintrested and thought it was just a drunken kiss then he phoned and txt and txt and phoned until i agreed to see him...

Reply 129

Profesh

Anonymous

well he did... i was unintrested and thought it was just a drunken kiss then he phoned and txt and txt and phoned until i agreed to see him...

Reply 130

Anonymous

bollocks did I.

lol i dunno who you are but ur not my bf as he is drunk and passed out in a nightclub where he lives (how lovely i know lol)

Reply 131

Dekota

Anonymous

well he did... i was unintrested and thought it was just a drunken kiss then he phoned and txt and txt and phoned until i agreed to see him...

I hate to break up relationships, so I won't say the obvious.

*refrains.*

Reply 132

random123

Anonymous

bollocks did I.

WTF?

Reply 133

V.P. Keys

I hate to break up relationships, so I won't say the obvious.

*refrains.*

???what??

Reply 134

Dekota

Anonymous

lol i dunno who you are but ur not my bf as he is drunk and passed out in a nightclub where he lives (how lovely i know lol)

He passed away in a nightclub? :eek:

Reply 135

V.P. Keys

He passed away in a nightclub? :eek:

PASSED OUT! as in very drunk... his brother informed me lol

Reply 136

MNBStyle

Anonymous

yea well im gonna take that advice but i cant act it out now coz he's at home for xmas lol so phone calls and msn just dont do it...

Oh i dunno, i have my ways of making a girl go wild with pleasure on msn in the past :p:

Reply 137

mc_watson87

Wait, he has a small what?

Reply 138

Profesh

MNBStyle

Oh i dunno, i have my ways of making a girl go wild with pleasure on msn in the past :p:

Oh dear.

Reply 139

Dekota

Anonymous

PASSED OUT! as in very drunk... his brother informed me lol

Oh, pardon my impolite comment. - It's the short term memory - I forget the start of the sentence once I come to the end of it. :redface:

So, how 'hot' is this brother of his?

I think you should have a (fake) affair with his brother and make him jeolous. After he is jeolous, his penis size will increase at somewhat an exponential measure.

problem solved?