Embarrassing things in every day life

He told me he thought my clumsiness was cute, not sure if I believed him though

Probably already been posted, but...

Girl working on ticket desk at cinema: "enjoy the film!"
Me: "you too"

Holding a random mans hand when your little because you thought it was your dad and you were too little to see if it was him. I died inside every time I did that..

I don't know if others would find this embarrassing but I did. I went on a school trip last year and we were all waiting in an area of the airport for our flight(which was another 20 minutes) and I really needed to go to the bathroom.I went into the bathroom and was walking into a cubicle and saw my teacher come in and go into the one nearby,and they smiled at me.I shut the cubicle door and was about to pee when I heard my teacher start peeing and then suddenly fart quite loudly. I just sat there frozen,trying so hard not to laugh.I quickly finished and walked out of the cubicle to wash my hands,and my teacher comes up to the sink next to mine.Awkward eye contact. I quickly leave.

defo embarrassing lol, but more for your teacher!

So my April Fools backfired a bit this year. I text my mum convincing her that I couldn't sit my exams because I never handed in my AH investigations. So whilst living my life in physics, our head came sprinting up to speak to me. She had took 12 panic attacks, phoned the school to sort it out, caused the head some distress and I then had to explain to him that my mum is a bit of idiot and it was a joke. This conversation was awkward.

dont you mean your mum?

hell embarrassing though!

Sorry, I suppose I wrote it weird. No the head of the school came sprinting to speak to me as my mum had phoned him.

ooh ok yeah i get it now! lol...your mums funny, wat did she say when u told her april fools?

Giving money to a homeless old man (he had a cup) and then consequently realising he was just an old man. Not funny. And when I'd realised I had given him my bus money, I had to ask for it back. Nothing like thrusting your hand into a scalding cup of coffee.
In the end I walked home and used the money to buy the guy another cup of coffee.
I had to go to A & E later on for the burns.
...so shameful

wow...

Giving money to a homeless old man (he had a cup) and then consequently realising he was just an old man. Not funny. And when I'd realised I had given him my bus money, I had to ask for it back. Nothing like thrusting your hand into a scalding cup of coffee.
In the end I walked home and used the money to buy the guy another cup of coffee.
I had to go to A & E later on for the burns.
...so shameful

Answered the phone with thank you instead of hello the other day.