Nee-Naw-Nee-Naw! Food Crimes we Cannot Abide!

Eating meat.

Brace yourselves because this is quite shocking.

Cadbury's Heroes used to consist of the following:
Dairy Milk
Dairy Milk with Caramel
Dairy Milk Whole Nut
Fudge
Twirl
Crunchy Bites
Nuts about Caramel
Time Out
Picnic
Dream

This years box contains:
Creme Egg Twisted
Dairy Milk
Dairy Milk Caramel
Eclairs
Fudge
Twirl

They should add Bournville and Creme Egg Twisted to the original line up and give us a decent selection once more.

Reply 762

MelissaJayne

14

Original post by bax121

Brace yourselves because this is quite shocking.

Cadbury's Heroes used to consist of the following:
Dairy Milk
Dairy Milk with Caramel
Dairy Milk Whole Nut
Fudge
Twirl
Crunchy Bites
Nuts about Caramel
Time Out
Picnic
Dream

This years box contains:
Creme Egg Twisted
Dairy Milk
Dairy Milk Caramel
Eclairs
Fudge
Twirl

They should add Bournville and Creme Egg Twisted to the original line up and give us a decent selection once more.

Was thoroughly disappointed with the lack of variety in this years box. There's not even a standard nutty offering!

Reply 763

HellOnHighHeels

9

People who get jam in the butter :angry:

Reply 764

the_alba

12

Original post by Rant

Eating meat.

I hear you. Have you read Elizabeth Costello?

Reply 765

TotoMimo

OP

10

At the weekend my younger (uncouth and uncultured) sister wanted something to drink, and all I have is Chivas Regal Malt, and she asked if I had anything to mix it with.

NO.

NOT EVEN IF I HAD EVERY MIXER ON THIS EARTH.

NO.

Reply 766

Juno

20

Original post by bax121

Brace yourselves because this is quite shocking.

Cadbury's Heroes used to consist of the following:
Dairy Milk
Dairy Milk with Caramel
Dairy Milk Whole Nut
Fudge
Twirl
Crunchy Bites
Nuts about Caramel
Time Out
Picnic
Dream

This years box contains:
Creme Egg Twisted
Dairy Milk
Dairy Milk Caramel
Eclairs
Fudge
Twirl

They should add Bournville and Creme Egg Twisted to the original line up and give us a decent selection once more.

Thanks for this. I realised they are now my favourites all in a box, so I bought some - although they are now out of the box and in my tummy

Reply 767

TotoMimo

OP

10

A food crime is Kelloggs still getting to call Kelloggs Variety, "Variety".

Three different boxes of Coco Pops (and variants thereof), Two Frosties, a cornflakes, Rice Krispies and random other does not constitute "a variety of eight" cereals.

Reply 768

tehforum

20

Original post by Juno

Thanks for this. I realised they are now my favourites all in a box, so I bought some - although they are now out of the box and in my tummy

You like to eat mediocrity in a box then.

Reply 769

LouboutinLove

I just opened my tube of salt and vinegar Pringles to find that they're not actually salt and vinegar inside, but some kind of barbeque meat flavour.

Not only a food crime, but a massive let down! :biggrin:

Good job I'm not vegetarian...

Reply 770

Juno

20

Original post by tehforum

You like to eat mediocrity in a box then.

Nah, I just hate nuts and have food allergies :hand:

Reply 771

Puff

8

I tend to cover my fish fingers in tomato ketchup :colondollar:

I also tend to cover my scampi in tartar sauce. You can't see the food for the sauce I put on them, haha! :biggrin:

One last one, you might as well ask me if I want chips with my vinegar :biggrin:

Reply 772

Puff

8

Original post by bax121

Brace yourselves because this is quite shocking.

Cadbury's Heroes used to consist of the following:
Dairy Milk
Dairy Milk with Caramel
Dairy Milk Whole Nut
Fudge
Twirl
Crunchy Bites
Nuts about Caramel
Time Out
Picnic
Dream

This years box contains:
Creme Egg Twisted
Dairy Milk
Dairy Milk Caramel
Eclairs
Fudge
Twirl

They should add Bournville and Creme Egg Twisted to the original line up and give us a decent selection once more.

That should be criminal how they get away with that :eek:

Reply 773

ccfcadam36

1

ordering a pasta or curry dish in a restaurant and then sorting through it to take out mushrooms.

Reply 774

MelissaJayne

14

Original post by LouboutinLove

I just opened my tube of salt and vinegar Pringles to find that they're not actually salt and vinegar inside, but some kind of barbeque meat flavour.

Not only a food crime, but a massive let down! :biggrin:

Good job I'm not vegetarian...

Meat flavoured crisps generally are suitable for veggies anyway. Makes me wonder what's actually in them...

Reply 775

ohvalentine

Original post by conway!

Ahh that's like at uni, when you start typing in the library and realise your fingers are sliding about everywhere because someone before you's been eating crisps :'( Worse if when you actually witness them eating crisps and realise they're licking their fingers and then typing, and all I can think is my hands are covered in someone's spit and grease... explains why I now bring my own laptop in!