TSR Turkish Society

yehh you can do that.. if you wanna die of a heart attack..

seing as you're a turkish girl why dont you head over to the kitchen and make us the aforementioned kebabs??

yaw nedememi istiyon be kizim?

aha yeah man! i work there aswell enet andddd salak olmak istemiyorum ama... how do i join the society? step by step instructions pleaseee

Anyways, i don't have turkey, i have Chicken, FTW

Are there variations of the Turkish language btw?

Protein

Yeah, there is..sorta. I know Turkish-Kurdish people have different variations. There's more variations in the east of Turkey.

Turkish-Cypriots also have a different Turkish style/language.

What is cultural food with out the riskyness to it, knowing that you could die, just wow! Its like reverse psychology, it makes you want to eat it more

I'm a modernised Turkish girl Therefore, i am not a domestic housewife.
But guys don't seem to have changed, they're still fat and lazy.

....i don't know any turkish language
Something like...daughter to be....

Oh trust me i do
Two can play that game honey.
I'm going to make him change, it's going to be my goal

Thanks
(by the way, i dont know the language, so i dont know exactly what i'm going to argue!)

Wait, you don't speak Turkish?! Then your not a true Turk!! And I said "don't want to sound like an idiot" and the latter half of the sentence is in English

LOOL you dont know any turkishh?!! bruv you aint no real turk!! get off my lawn!

Why do I suddenly feel like I've been teleported into some chick flick?

It doesn't matter, we speak English here and add in the odd Turkish word every now and then. Mainly insults.

seing as you're a turkish girl why dont you head over to the kitchen and make us the aforementioned kebabs?? ?

Meaty person = Feisty person

I'm from east of turkey!
Wbu?

Funny how both the guys, are absolutely offended that i can't speak turkish, and the female is trying to console me. You guys are just not very empathetic!

But i seriously don't know any at all.

She's new so kızım you should make it for us

Discounts the next time i visit, or else
I'm not sure
Ask another guy, because i'm new here as well
Also translation please....

well you know us Turks are very patriotic, proud people and your lack of knowledge of the Turkish language has disappointed me to say the least..

how comes you dont know any?? you werent raised by monkeys in a jungle were you?

That makes me sound like a dominoes pizza.

Originate from the east but spend 99.5% of my time in Turkey in Izmir and Istanbul

OMG! as if you cant speak turkish! where you from?

Exactly.. Newbies gotta learn the rules around here init.. Take the new girl with you to the kitchen and prepare a ziyafet for us initt thank youuu budgie hanim.

Thats cool, but how come?

Well you need to be slightly more understanding, rather than insulting and understand the situation

Both my parents are not fluent speakers either, and i speak english to them both and they speak back, my grandma can speak it though.

Me & Newbie will open a restaurant then and charge £100,000 for a Ziyafet Sofrası. Thank you for preordering