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You squish it then you circularly cut it.
Yes.

Oh yey, i was right!
See ibs thinks i don't know anything about cooking.
This proves i do, because i have never made a kebab...and i just guessed this right

Teach me how to make, that famous turkish flatbread...fogot what its called.

Pitta bread. Man just squashes the warburtons and cuts off the crust.

You have plenty on this website as well, 5 blocks to be precise

Well you could teach me how to cook as well
Which other way....can you just get to the point, so we can get straight down to business

Thats a really good idea, i never thought of that
I'll do that next time, some traditional relatives come over and they ask for more 'pitta'..i'm not sure if it is that though, i prefer english food like pasta.

What else is a typical turkish dish...hmm i'm sure they invented rice.

yep I'm a very reputable gentleman

lol jeeez do I have to teach you everything?! :/

just tell me what you're capable of and I'll decide..

budgie is a tasty turkish dish

ewww nooo, thats disgusting...is that what turkish people have?

It's what I have.

budgie is a tasty turkish dish

It's not in built in women to automatically know how to cook you know.

Well i like ballerina.

Oh thats fantastic, are you turkish as well?
Not the eating budgie part..but you know what i mean.

this is correct and delicious

this is correct and delicious

How does a duckling know how to swim right after coming out its egg?? How does a gazelle start walking just a couple of hours after being born?
Being able to cook for women is just like that, you know it but you've never had to..

arh.. umm.. well I guess you could give me ballerina show then.. :/

Half. Me dad's a Turk and me mam's Albanian. Nasty shock for him when he found out.

What do you mean?

You sound like you're from liverpool
Thats cool, so you're a half-caste, i heard those guys are real hot!

When he found out what?

I am a top hottie, aye. Had my six pack since I was just 14.

That she's Albino.

You sure have a high ego, which is a huge turn off
Although the six pack is keeping me pending.

Oh is that what you call albanian people, albino's, i didn't know.
Hey you learn something new everyday!

It's ok, plenty more fish out there who want my batter.

IDK, that's what I call them.

Well you are rather funny.

Call what? Sorry i'm just a bit slow today or everyday.

I know, everyone says.

The Albanians. Your <20 IQ is a huge turnoff.