Haha, oh God, so many from my interview! A couple of things about UEA: it's MMI which means you have to go into a station every five minutes and go through the awkwardness of trying to make a good first impression
seven times. You also get a piece of paper with stickers that have your name on- at each station, you peel off a sticker, give it to the interviewer and then take the rest of the sheet with you.
*walk in to a station, where blinds are up and sun is streaming in*
Me: OH MY GOD THE SUN IS BLINDING!
*Then sit down, squinting at the interviewer pitifully until he takes pity on me and gets up and closes the blinds.*
*walk into station having forgotten the sticker thing we had to give to the interviewer*
Me: oh, MAN!! I FORGOT MY STICKER THING!
Interviewer: Well, go and get it...
*I run out of room, and start to storm into the previous room, where SOMEONE ELSE is getting interviewed. Get stopped by the people who were telling us which station to go into next, they hiss "I'll get it" at me*
*Have to do a walk of shame, empty handed, back into the interview room, where I tell the interviewer how to spell my name so she can write it down. She seems a bit annoyed about that, for some reason.* I later realise my name was stuck on my ****ing chest.
*Walk into interview room*
Interviewer: Hello, I'm blah blah and I work for blah blah blah
*puts out hand for handshake*
Me: *sit for a few seconds wondering why the hell her hand is stuck out in front of me.*
*For some inexplicable reason, decide to shove the piece of paper with the stickers with my name on into her palm, probably giving her a papercut in her in the process. Eventually, I shamefully realise that, in the adult world, people shake hands*
That's not even including stupid answers I gave
Needless to say, I'm expecting a rejection.